SHEW BOY!

At Least he's honest...

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This is a pic of my fiance and myself that was taken 2 summers ago at our beach house we rented with some friends of ours in Nags Head NC. Great house and great fun for a week.

Hey Thats Me!!

After having the blog for a while now i figured i would finally put my pic on it so there you go.

CLICK THIS LINK!!!

Holy Crap!!!

And you thought your holiday photos were bad....

check these out.

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1

Is is time yet?!?!?!

Lord im ready for christmas to be overwith. I've only been forced to listen to christmas music since about the second week of July, and im sure its will start back up sometime around March. Christmas season is like NASCAR. The season ends and before the dust/snow can even settle/melt, its time for the season to start again.

Don't get me wrong i love christmas, but in small portions.

Let us have a break, we need to just chill on the christmas stuff.

Tis the Season... BALLS HUMBUG!!!

Anyone other than me noticed that they haven't made a new christmas song that was any good in like forever. I've been listening to Sirius Star-Lite for the past few days and its been about the same 10 songs sung by about 400 people. I wonder why no one can make a new one? Has anyone else noticed this???

Is it because we are so stuck in tradition that we refuse to create something new, or are we just mired in a rut that no one is able to come up with a new song?

What the Fuck is that all about?

Why aren't there any death metal christmas carols? (other than Carcas' Secret Satan)

Can anyone tell me whats up with Christmas music? and oh yeah since im being offensive, why hasn't the Jewish Community spoken out about the massive amount of Christmas music on the radio... What im saying is, name one Chanuka song (besides the dradel song or that Adam Sandler song)... You can't can you... nope.

One more thing. Who the FUCK told Bruce Springstein that he could sing??!?!?! By Far the most horrific Christmas Carol ever.

YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

"Shit, Fuck, Satan, Death, Sex, Drugs, Rape. These seven words they are trying to take!
Shit, Fuck, Satan, Death, Sex, Drugs, Rape, right or wrong its our choice to make!
America the beautiful, Land of the free! These are the words of our Hipocrisy!!"

-Anthrax- (Starting up a Posse)

God i love that song.

I Like to Eat the Turkey in a Big Brown Shoe...

Thanksgiving is on the way... Tomorrow actually, and i can't wait to eat myself into a Turkey-Coma. This year will be a first, i won't be spending it with my family... Im a little sad. In 27 years i have never spent a holiday away from home. On the up side though i will be able to spend it wil my fiance, and her family which should be fun. I will be Driving/Riding in a car for the next 12 or so hours so that sucks, but again on the up side i could be snowed in when i get to Farmington hills Mi, and that could be fun.

Going to Grandma's in Ohio and then the rest of the family in Farmington Hills. I've been there before but not in the winter, its going to be brutally cold i can tell. oh well at least i can eat myself stupid.

Hope everyone else has a great Thanksgiving. For those of you i won't see on ThanksGiving, pour some gravy out for your missing homie. Peace!

"Better Get A Bucket..."

So this elderly lady just came thru my line and said the most God-awful disgusting thing to me i think i have ever heard anyone say. I asked if she needed anything and she asked if we had a bathroom she could use. I paused a split second (cause we don't have a public restroom) and she promptly replied, "Oh thats ok i'll just go out to the car and sit on it." ...

Good night ladies and gentlemen!

"Hot Enough For Ya?"

Uh... why is it almost the middle of November and im going to bed with the windows open? No Im not crazy (no matter what the voices tell me) its probably b/c its been oh around 70 almost everyday for the past 2 weeks. I wore a jacket for like 2 days then i thought i was going to have to start wearing shorts to work again or something. This weather is fucking crazy. The worst part is you know this ain't going to last and when the shit finally does hit the fan its going to be cold as balls. Probably a lot of snow to follow that. (sorry Kenner Folks i'll pour out some for my homies on that one)

Speaking of which, why is it that around here if two snowflakes fall in the same hour people fucking flip out? ( Oh im winding up for this rant its going to be great!) Seriously you would think that the fucking sky was falling from all the idiots that will call and say "Don't you know its snowing i can't come to work!", or the really lazy people that will call before the snow even starts and say they won't be in tomorrow b/c they are CALLING for snow. Fuck you!!
And whats with the rich fuckers that drive these expensive SUV's or trucks and don't want to drive in the snow. THAT's WHAT THEY WERE MADE FOR YOU ASS!!! God that pisses me off to no fucking end. Not being able to drive in snow is not an excuse when you own a 30 thousand dollar truck that can drive to the top of Mt. Everest. Just admit that your fucking lazy and are looking for any reason not to go to work. Hey i'll admit it. Now that i don't have to worry about being super busy on snow days, bring it on, i want to stay home and do nothing. But if i do have to go to work, i'll jump in my truck turn on the 4wheel drive and fucking drive it. I did it before in a Cavalier (thats a car... 2wheel drive). So don't whine about not being able to get out of your driveway, unless you have (like myself) been locked in your driveway by a 3 foot wall of snow that the plow just dumped there.

To all those that i left behind at Keener... This one is for you! I feel your pain, i was in the trenches for 6 years. I know the pain. Just hope for pizza and sandwiches and everything will be ok.

Scott... Chang??!!??

I think I was Chinese in a past life. I just love the culture and the music so much. When i hear a song from that part of the world that sounds like it was written in more classical times i just feel so relaxed and happy. Call me crazy but i think i was maybe a shoalin warrior... nah my Kung Fu is not so great.

Finally a damn picture on my blog!!
Yes thats Hoover Dam ladies and germs. From my trip to Vegas this summer.

Big Pun

Ok so most of the rap community mourns the loss of 2Pac and Biggie, but you don't hear to much about Big Pun. That to me is a real mystery. The Terror Squad leader was the best at what he did. Fuck what everyone else says about Biggie, yeah he was good and he could flow but i have never heard anyone string together rhymes like Big Pun. One of my favorite lines he ever said was "When you awaken yo' manhood 'll be taken. Faken like you satan when im the rhymin' abomination." I just wish that he hadn't died, but i guess thats what happens when a man starts to weigh in at ove 600lbs. I was just listening to his first cd and thought about how he was talked about so much like the other two guys. I remember the first time i heard him on the Beatnutz album and i though this guy is going to be big... well i guess i was right in more ways than one. His first album had Black Thought, Busta Rhymes, Wyclef, and a few others i can't remember. I guess what im trying to say is that some of the biggest names in hip hop lent their skills and voices to his first album they must have thought he would be great aswell. Anyway just thought i would give my opinion on Big Punisher. Give him a listen if you have never heard of the guy but you like the hip hop, i let two of my best friends hear it and they both went out and got the cd before they gave it back to me.

PC Load Letter, Tha Fuck Does That Mean?!?!?!

We have all had that thought. "Boy my job is boring", I wish something exciting would happen, well be careful what you wish for, you may get it. The cash counter here my branch has been giving me fits recently, so I wish I could order a new one. I was told “not until this one doesn’t work anymore”. Well today during the regular run of currency, the machine was acting up. I asked my VP if he would be witness to the machine malfunction. Thinking all it needed was a good cleaning, we sprayed out the inside with compressed air to clear the dust and such. When I ran another stack of twenty dollar bills thru the counter, IT CAUGHT FIRE!!! No, its not an exaggeration, it actually shot a ball of fire out, smoke and everything. Needless to say I got my wish for a new machine, and possibly the best show an office appliance has ever given. So just be careful what you wish for, you may get it in the weirdest way. OR maybe it was just the machine giving up the ghost and killing itself to the amusment of myself and my boss.

Piss on your blue hat...

First, if you can tell me where that quote came from, please do. I had a friend that used to say it all the time and i have no idea where it came from.

Next, and i can't believe i forgot this. I was driving home last week and there was this old guy walking on the side of the road. I noticed that he was walking towards the bushes, and was looking around as if he were in the jungle hunting for "Charlie". Now im sitting at the stoplight watching this guy (and im sure im not the only one), the light turns green i turn and continue watching him in my side and rear view mirrors. He walks about 5 paces from the road unzips his pants and starts taking a piss right on the side of the road. Now you may be thinking, well thats no big deal it was probably a side road or some back woods town. Well you might think that but you would be wrong. It was on the corner or Parham and Hungry, a pretty big and busy intersection. Not only that but the Police depot. the county Courts buildings, AND the jail are all right on that road less that 100 yards from where Capt. Winky decided he make an appearence. I didn't find it gross or anything like that, actually i found it quite funny that he would have to go so badly that he would do this at a main intersection in the middle of rush hour, not 5 feet from the road and the jail that he could have been put in.

Moral of the story, (and so many others) keep it in your pants unless she asks, or shes sleeping.
BOOOONG!!

Do I Stink?!?!

Why can't i get PBF to hang out? Why won't bill post on the blog that he is on? Who are these women that they are so into? Will I get to meet them? Do i smell bad, or are my friends just avoiding me?

I have a friend that while high once thought that he was retarded and only saw himself as normal b/c his friends treated him like a normal person. Think about it for a second...
If you were retarded and couldn't mentally come to grips with it, but you had friends that treated you as normal because they are great friends to you... it could happen. This is also the same friend that once faked blindness at a Christian camp to get attention when he was about eight.

Funny ain't it.

No Post...

Yeah no posts, been kinda busy and haven't really had that much happen to me recently... sorry for the lameness of this post.

I guess im just posting to say that i have nothing to post about.

Kung Fu Hustle!

So i have to admit, when i saw the commercial for this movie i thought it would be pretty crappy. But when my friend Brian told me about it and how much he liked it, being the Kung Fu movie buff he is... i decided to check it out. Im very glad that i did. My friend Bill and i watched it last night and i think he put it best when he said "Its one of the most purely entertaining movies" we've seen. From the start to the finish you are assaulted with jokes and action and action in the jokes. The fight scenes are awesome, and the comedy bits are hi larry ass. My favorite would have to the be part where the land lady is chasing down the guy who tried to kill her with a knife handle... too funny. The comment on the box really describes the movie perfectly, "Think Kill Bill meets Looney Toons". Very stylish, fast, and just a lot of fun to watch.
I would highly recommend that any fan of the old Kung Fu Comedy style go see it. Great Movie!

Whats the name of that Song!??!!?

So we have Sirius Radio here at the bank. I know what your thinking, no commercials, no ads, no djs, its great... It SUCKS!! We are forced to listen to the most shitty jazz music and "slow jams" all fucking day, Kenny G was on earlier... i wanted to rip my ears off and shove a Q-tip into my brain!! Now there is a song on that just oozes an 80's vibe for some reason. The song is called "Feel So Good" and its by Chuck Mangonie. Never heard of him, neither have I, but if you heard the song you would know.

PBF knows the song im talking about... shew boy.

Waiting...

So i went to the movies this weekend and i saw the new movie Waiting. It stars, well Ryan Renyolds and about 50 other people, most of them you've seen before but don't know the names of. Pretty much the only ones that i can name off the top of my head are Andy Molinaks, that kid that has his own show on MTV (that sucks by the way) and the man, the myth, the BAMF Dane Cook.

The shortest and easiest way to describe the movies plot is "The clerks of 2005", except it's based in a resturant not a Quik Stop. Its a lot of talking, next to no "action" but it is pretty well written and delivered. The only thing that im a little disappointed about is that i think the writers tried to make it TOO much like the "clerks of 2005" and some of the jokes seemed strained. I did however like the fact that the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, the jokes just keep coming rapid fire and i did laugh outloud several times. The movie seriously is in every literal way, one big dick joke. If you see the movie you will know what i mean.

I would reccomend that if you're a fan of stupid but well written comedies, go see it.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

P.S. Watch out for the Goat... Fag.

Holidays are here again...

So the holidays are coming back soon. Normally i would be pretty pissed becuase of the prospect of me working any or all of them from my last job, but not anymore. Thats the perks of having a County job AND working in the banking industry. I now have all major holidays off, and the best part is they are all PAID!!! Columbus day kicks it all off, though im honestly not sure why we get this day off? I mean i understand that if he hadn't come over trying to find "The new lands" we would probably be named after someone else and god knows what other historical events would have changed (like an episode of Quantem Leap).

I hate the fact though that i have to be subjected to the crappy Christmas sale commercials and music and all that for the next 3 months. Can't wait for the "Candy Corn" tornado to blow in too.

Happy Holidays Folks!!

Fuck You Lazy Bluejeans II...

So i posted about someone that i work with a while ago, and i have to post about that person again. If you ever read this you know who you are you Fucking Lazy Asshole.

Said person put in their 2 weeks notice to quit and they had 2 more days left this week they were supposed to work, well they didn't ass. So i couldn't be happier that they will now be recieving just Min. wage for her last check and will not recieve any payment for the over time she may have, b/c she didn't complete her 2 weeks. Serves you fucking right bitch!

Oh and by the way good luck with your new "Club" your trying to open. If you think you had a hard last day at work wait till your first day tyring to run your own business.

State Fair

Not much to report about the fair. It was the usual, smelled bad, too many people, cost too much. But i had fun i guess, i got to go with my Fiance and she had never been before so im sure she had fun.

Ooh yeah and as im walking around with my Friends Jason and his wife Ann, Jason yells out HOLY SHIT!!! And im like what is going on with him, i look up and its Randy Blythe the lead singer from fucking Lamb Of God! He had just past me and all Jason could do was ask to shake his hand.

Sooo that was intresting.

Cartoons...

So as most everyone knows im a big fan of the Adult Swim cartoons on the Cartoon Network. I also am a big fan of On Demand from my local cable company. Put the two together and Blamo! Great stuff.

So i watched a few of the other Adult Swim shows that i have never seen before the other day, including: The Venture Brothers, Home Movies, and The Brak Show.

The Venture Brothers:
Picture a spin off of "Johnny Quest" with a comedy twist and you have the show. One of the episodes that i watched had one of the titular Brothers in a great deal of pain from "Testicular-Tortion" im not sure if it is real but i don't want it. The voice actors i have no idea who they are except for the one guy that plays the body guard for the brothers, i don't know his name but its the guy from Seinfeld that they called Puddy, and he was also The Tick on the live action show. Very very funny stuff i highly recommend it.

Home Movies:
This one, eh i can take it or leave it. The animation reminded me of that old Dr. Katz cartoon. The Comedy writting was kinda funny, but just not enough to make me want to watch a lot of the shows over and over again. (Not like SeaLab 2021, or AquaTeen)

The Brak Show:
Crappy. Im sorry i really wanted to like this show b/c Brak is great on Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet, but his own show was just too much. I didn't laugh the entire show. actually i thought that the writers were trying to hard to be strange and out there. I was not impressed at all. No matter how badly i wanted to be.

TARNATION!!!!

You ever have one of those days where you feel like Yosemity Sam and Bugs Bunny just punched you in the face and your head has spun around so much your eyes look like two roulette wheels and your just waiting for them to stop and show two cherries...

Yeah its one of those days.

I Love The Classics!!!

So today im picking up a game for my Xbox called, Capcom Classic Collection. Its an obvious "collection" of all the old games that Capcom put out a long ass time ago. The list includes:
1942
1943
Bionic Comando
Ghost and Ghouls
Super Ghouls and Ghosts
and yes
Final Fight!

Now you can relive the bombing of Japan, Tromping around a graveyard dispatching random Ghosts, fighting in a future yet to be named war and running around the streets beating up people with lead pipes and eating entire chickens that you just found under a beat up car to stay alive.
BBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!

I can't wait to get home to play it!

Someone Call ix i i !!!!!

So i just wanted to do a quick rant about one of all time favorite shows.

Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!!!

PBF back me up on this one, by far one of the funniest, well written shows that used to be on tv. It is in fact no longer shown on any network that i am aware of. MST3K started out on Comedy Central then moved to the SciFi channel for the final couple of seasons. Then to the disdane of many a Mystie fan, the show went off. Luckily it was played in reruns for about 2 years after that. Then that too came to an end and now the only place you can see it, is on the loyal viewers tv's, like myself.

I tend to watch about 8 hours of it when im hit by the mood. I recently found Eegah! on dvd and watched that, whooo boy thats some funny stuff. Anyway, there have been 7 boxed sets released so far and one more due out before the end of the year. I, as the fanatic i am, own all of them, and by god so should you.

If your a fan of clever writting and comedy timing, you owe it to yourself to find a friend (im sure at least one of your friends own a dvd) and watch. If you just want to read about the shows before and/or after watching a 32 hour marathon check out the official site at: Http://www.mst3kinfo.com you won't be disappointed.

... but watch out for snakes.

And then then was one...

So i watched the entire Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, trailer.

Yeah that pretty much clinched it for me, no way im not getting a PS3 now. That movie was amazing. Much of it was prerendered, but just the way it flowed and the articulation of each finger, his (Solid/Big Boss) hair, his cig, his eyes. Everything just looked Amazing and very very life-like.

Also have been seeing somethings from the Tokyo Game Show about the new Nintendo controller. That thing is WACKY!! its like a remote control (in the shape) but it has all the buttoms for a Nintendo Gamecube controller. Not sure how its going to work for the Revolution but it sure is Revolutionary. (i guess)

Its great to be back in action on the blog scene, for the love of god make some comments on my page lemme know what you think about things, gimme feedback.

And oh yeah ... Watch out for snakes!!

Get up come on get down w/ the SICKNESS...

I fucking hate being sick. Not only do you feel bad and look an idiot breathing thru your mouth, but it just ruins your whole fucking day/week. I have some sort of cold im sure, but at least im not alone. Most everyone i work with has some form of it. The worst part is even though now i work at a place where i could call and say "Hey i feel like a bag of ass, i can't come in." I can't do that b/c we are short staffed until wednesday, no doubt when my cold will be gone. Fuck Germs!!

What the Fuck Yo!!!?!??!

Am i the only one that has noticed that Madman's page aka the DG diary page is missing?
Uh What the FUCK!!!?!?!!?

Did i miss something? you gotta lemme know!

The Rise and Fall of Modern Video Games

So coming up soon enough there will be the release of the BIG two. (not really three anymore, everyone has pretty much counted out Nintendo)

XBox 360 will be coming out sometime in November. (the price point is either $299 for the regular and $399 for the hard drive and the wireless controllers.

Playstation 3 will be coming out sometime next year around spring (possibly) for around $399-$499. No real solid price has been nailed down for the system yet.

Sony, in my opionion has the upper hand on the console war. "Why?" you may be asking. Well in my opinion, from all that i have read, seen or heard (and believe you me its a lot, again im an admitted GameDork) the new "Next Generation" system from Playstation just flat out looks and performes like a Next Gen system.

Everything that i have seen (streaming video, movie clips, press releases) the Xbox 360 's stuff looks like it could be running on the current Xbox. Everything except "Gears of War" is just not impressive. It just has that been there done that feel to it. Even by the specs given the PS3 the chipset out does the Xbox. For the money im getting the Playstation 3 , it may cost me about $400 but i think its worth it. It plays all my old games, connects to my PSP, has a schload of space for upgrades, USBs, WiFi, i mean come on, whats not to love. The best part about this whole which one do i chose deal, is the fact that i can play all my old games on my Playstation. The Xbox is backwards compatable with "Most" which is more like "Some", and get this in order to play those old games you HAVE to get the Hard Drive. Thank you Bill Gates, thank you for making my choice that much easier.

Let me know which system your leaning to, and why. im intrested to know.

Oooo Im So Sneaky!!

Im not supposed to be able to do this from work, but there are ways of getting around Internet Filters. Im not saying im som genius hacker or anything but its pretty simple to get around.

God i miss bloggin when i want to.

I got a new iPod Nano the other day. Greatest new mp3 player out there. its a 2gig hard drive, holds up to 500 songs, like 2500 pictures, Audio books, Contacts, Stopwatch, alarms, and 4 games (including Solitare). and the thing is as big as a credit card and not even as thick as a pencil. Its Amazing!!

More Later!
Balls

PSP Rules!

i can now post from my psp. takes a long time to type. still better than nothing.

So Much To Say...

Well its been how long since i posted last... WOW that long huh? Well i have had a lot of things going on. Heres a short run down.

I flew on a plane for the first time. I went with my Fiance with to her family reunion in the Detroit area. 12 hour drive or an hour flight.... i'll take the flight. It waqs pretty cool for a first time flying. Detroit was a scary town, it was like Chappell described the ghetto he went thru in his stand up.. "Gun store Liquor store, Gun Store, Liquor Store... where the fuck are you taking me man!!"

Second, (and only a week later) i flew again. This time to Las Vegas!!! Fuck Yeah i went to Vegas!!! Spent an entire week there walking the strip, and gambling in the Casino's. If your planning on going to Vegas at any time make sure you bring two things, lots of sun tan lotion, and lots of money. And i don't mean just for gambling, i mean for everything. The only cheap things you can do there is breath and drink. Booze is cheaper than food, and you can drink while walking the strip, thats right you can drink on the street. Sounds crazy i know, and it took a little while to get used to it, but its really nice to just walk into a casio or a bar, and not have to worry about finishing your drink before you leave, just pick up and go, no problems. Just don't J-walk! Cops will give you tickets like crazy. Thats right, you can drink in the street just don't cross it in the wrong place and the police don't care. Oh yeah and the Mexicans that walk the street all day and night handing out little stripper cards that have phone numbers on them where you can call and have a "Dancer" come to your house/hotel and "Dance" for you in private... right.

Uh.... plans for the wedding are going along nicely its coming on pretty fast. I have officaly moved in with my Fiance now. Thats nice, its good to come home to and just relax in my own home (kinda).

Got digital cable before i left for Vegas, thats the bomb. One thing to say about that, I LOVE ON DEMAND!!! I can order most any show on tv at anytime and pause rewind and all that. I can watch Monty Python, G4, Porn... Ruh did i just say porn.. yes i did. Not that i watch all that much porn, but its there if i did.

I think thats about it for now, sorry that its been so long but i have been kinda busy. I hope to update more often now that i have my own computer at the house now.

Balls, Late!!!

Boys Night er... Weekend Out!!

So one of my best friends Brian is getting married next weekend and we are going on a weekend retreat to an island in the bay for his party. Gonna be a lazy weekend, nothing but fishin' crabin' and drinkin'. Private cabin lots of fish crabs and booze... i can't wait.

So i won't be posting this weekend since i will have no access to anything electronic, except my phone, its gonna be sweet.

Even though it will be a guy weekend i can still hear Bart Simpson in my head from that "Gay Man" Episode. " I dunno, bunch of guys going off in the woods... sounds kinda gay to me."

Fuck it!
Check you bitches lata!!!

... With out my Radio

Can't go anywhere without my radio. God I Love my Sirius Radio!!

So Much To Blog... So Little Time!

Ok so where to start?

Like a couple of weeks ago i went and saw the new Batman movie "Batman Begins". I don't really have a lot of time to go into great detail about the movie, but its bomb ass. If you saw the last 3 and wanted to stab your eyes out with a straw you will like these. A complete departure from all the previous movies. Great Film. Go see it!

Next: I bought some dvd's (Whoo Hoo!)

The Happy Tree Friends Collections (AB) and (A-); mini dvd collectors edition.

If you don't know who they are, the Happy Tree Friends are cute woodland animals that have very very very very very twisted adventures, and things happen to them. (like one is a vietnam vet that has flasbacks and kills everyone, another is a candy addict that has the shakes)
Do yourself a favor and watch G4 on Fridays at 7pm and catch their weekley viewing of an episode on Attack of the Show. Trust me its great stuff for those of you (like me) with a very sick twisted sense of humor)

Sealab 2021: 3rd Season.
I think i blogged about the second season on this before but again do yourself a favor and Check out the Adult Swim lineup and watch every episode of everyshow, its worth it.
The 3rd season is great my only dissapointment was the fact that Capt. Murphy is no longer on the show, but that is due to his voice actor dying (RIP Fignuts). The new Capt is kinda funny but just not in the same way, though after watching him for a few episodes he was getting quite crazy and funny.

Still more... YES! Shut the Fuck Up!!

I bought (with my birthday G/C)
*deep Breath*
Unreal Championship 2: The Liandri Conflict for Xbox.
Its a first person shooter in the vein of Doom, but with a twist. Its ment to be played with a lot of people online but you can also play alone with no online *sigh*.
The different modes are what make the game so fun. Like Capture the Flag, Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Overdose (kinda like football). And then the Tournament, which is the point of the game, to be the best in killing others. Fun for all ages (not really).

Thats enough for one post. Peace, Balls!

Evil PURE Evil!!!

My hit couter was just at 666! Just thought i would share... its Evil you know.

Keep this party ROCKIN' !!!

Like the post said, yesterday was my birthday. I am now 27 years old... yikes. That means i have been out of Highschool for 10 years now! Well thats as depressed as im going to get on this post, now for the good stuff.

For my birthday from my Fiance' (that still sounds weird) i got the new Sirius Sportster Replay, Radio for my truck. Its the bomb!! I've wanted to get one for a while and now i have one and i just want to sit in my car all day and listen to music. I simply had to get one because the radio stations around Richmond (as most of the people know that live around here) Suck Big Fat Balls!!! So instead of listening to cds for 12 months out of the year, i can now listen to COMMERCIAL FREE radio and hear music that is actually new. NOT the crap that's on the radio that they "claim" is "Latest Hits From Your Favorite Bands", when all they play is the same old Linkin' Park, Kelly Clarkson, and Air Supply crap! Let me repeat this b/c all my friend will be stunned by this statment, I Love My Radio Now! Installing the radio was a snap and with in seconds of recieveing my signal from the heavens above the first song i was blessed with hearing was Dimmu Borgir, doing a cover of the old Twisted Sister song, "Burn In Hell"! Great song by the way and a "hell" of a way to start my subscription to Sirius.

I also went to Kabuto's Japanese Steakhouse for dinner, which my "wife-to-be" also paid for, for my birthday. Awesome dinner, great meal, an alright show... not as good as it could have been but it did end with a rather funny story. There was a group of 5 people sitting at our table about my age and they were playing a joke on one of their friends. They wanted the waitstaff to come out and sing Happy Birthday to him. As a joke now... it wasn't his birthday, but they ordered him a slice of cheesecake, and a show. Well they came out sang Happy Birthday to him, then left. After the singers were gone, they were all laughing about it not really being his birthday... so i spoke up and said "Well it actually is mine." they then laughed even harder and proceeded to give me the $9.00 slice of cheesecake they ordered him, for free. I got a free dinner, and a free slice of cheesecake from a group of complete strangers, plus Sirius Radio and some other gifts... It was a great birthday to say the least. Thanks!!

Happy Birthday Fucker!!

Can't really blog a lot now, its my birthday and im mad busy at work.
Wish me happy birthday... don't be a dick!!

Viva La Bam!!!

For those of you that don't know me or that have been reading my blog with your eyes closed, i love a certain show on Mtv. Viva La Bam is the name and hilarity is the game.

Let me however set the record straight before everyone starts saying "Oh you just started liking the show, you don't know dick about the background of Bam or CKY!"

To all of you... Fuck you You Fuckin Fucks!!!

Most of my friends and family know that i have been a fan of CKY for quite a while, before they blew up and before BAM was a household name. I found a song of CKY way back in the day right before JackAss was a big hit. The song turned out to be from a independent little know band called cKy (or for the older fans, Camp Kill Yourself). Acutally it was Brandon Dicamillo doing the vocals (Chinese Freestyle). But thats another story. Iactually own all the "cKy dvd's". thats all the movies that bam made before he got hooked up with Johnny Knoxville, and before his show. I guess some would consider me a "Superfan" if you want to use that term i don't like it but i guess it fits. Now on to my point...

Viva La Bam is a great show. I know somepeople don't like it b/c they think its nonsense and has no entertaining qualitys to it, but i disagree. Watching everthing that he does to his family , his friends and random other people, kills me. Besides that the movie he made about Dunn's Ex-girlfriend is great, not only because it is funny as hell , but you should really watch the movie just for the visual style that he has. I hope that one day i can make movies or videos that will stand out in peoples minds as much as what he has done.

If you have never seen the show and you like random comedy, do yourself a favor and check out the show. I would highly recommend that you have an open mind when approaching the show, they can be very crude and crass, but its all for the love of a good laugh. For more on him check out his site www.bammargera.com

Pay Attention YO!!!

Had quite the intresting weekend last weekend. First of all, i purposed to my girlfriend, and get this, she said Yes! Crazy huh?!? I can't believe that i met a girl like her. We've been dating for about a year and a half now and i can honestly say that about 2 months into the relationship i knew that she was the one for me. Mindy is the greatest, i met her thru a mutial friend of ours who actually said that she didn't hook us up earlier b/c she thought we wouldn't be good for each other (she was wrong). I really just have to say that she always makes me feel very safe and comfortable when im around her i feel like a million bucks. We have a lot of friends in common so that makes hanging out with friends easier, and i know that my family loves her very much, she gets invited to most family functions before even i do... and its my family. What can i say im madly in love with her, everything about her.

Thats only part of my exciting weekend...

I was almost arrested, no scratch that i should have been arrested but my parents (my father mainly b/c of his long standing relationship with the fire dept. and police dept.)
Here's how the story goes. I had just purposed to my g/f and we were leaving to go to a big party. I went to my local WaWa and got gas, now i usualy pay at the pump to avoid all the White Trash and Mexicans i possibly can. Today however Mindy wanted a drink and i needed a gatoraid, so i went inside to pay. Got my drinks, paid up and left. Long story short 2 hours later and miles from the store my phone rings and my mother proceeds to yell at me that there is a police officer at my house to arrest me!!! I thought she was joking until the officer got on the phone and explained what had happened. The girl never charged me for my gas and i didn't pay attention (had other things on my mind at the time). So being that the officer was a nice guy (thats a switch) and not some Asshole hot shot rookie, he let it slide so long as someone went to the WaWa and paid for my gas. Which my father did (thanks pops) and the ordeal was over. But as the officer told me, had he not known my father, or my parents not had been there, or i hadn't been able to answer my phone... i would have either been arrested on the spot or had a warrent put out for my arrest. Great News!! It's funny now, but i was not laughing at all on that day. At least my Fiance and myself now have a very intresting story to remember the day we got engaged.

So Puffy waaaaas right....

Mo Money = Mo Problems.

I got the new position at my work, Im now the senior teller manager and it means that i get more money, why, because i have way more responability. I have to make sure that all my tellers do their job in a timely manner, go to lunch on time and get back on time. Also i have to check, balance, and fill all three of the atms we have. Its not that hard of a job but it can be pretty stressful when you have no idea what your doing and someone just tells you to start doing it. I like to think of it as having someone take you up in a plane and pushing you out then saying "Hey, you can fly right?". I really do like my job and im happy that i have the oppertunity to move up in my company. Don't get me wrong i like the fact that they trust me enough (after only 2 months) to give me the job and i really like making more money, but DAMN! I'll get used to it after a while, i have one more week of "training" before im on my own for real and there will be hardly anyone to help me.

... But i still like it more than my old job =)

I did get a new couple games for my XboX. I bought an oldie but a goodie, Burnout 3 Takedown, and Medal of Honor European Assault.

Burnout 3 Takedown, FUCKING AWESOME!!! Basically its a racing game at heart, but you also get major bonus' for taking out your opponet (hence the Takedown) in a race. Then you have another part of the game that is just called Crash. It's pretty simple, as the announcer describes, Speed + Crash = Bonus. Get going as fast as you can then find an intersection cause a crash and get money. Its insanely simple and super fun. Get This Game!!

Medal of Honor: European Assault, brings the game back to the way things used to be in the series, Filled with Tension. This time you play as part of a "Squad" butthey aren't worth a crap, no intelligence and don't back you up at all. Other than that the game is sweet, you will find yourself getting very nervous running around in trying not to get shot b/c you will die very very easy. The game does introduce a new cover system where you can hide behinde boxes walls anything and everything and peak out to take people out. Get used to hiding behind things it will happen a lot. If you want a good first person shooter its a good one, not on the level of Doom 3, or the original MOH but its damn close.

... oh yeah balls.

Be Back soon!!

Can't Blog now.... busy... will try later... hopefully.
Balls.

I hate stupid people. Oh and uh i hate being busy at work now.

Late

What behind door # 1 Rod Roddy!!

Its...... A NEW CAR!!!!

Yes thats right, I FINALY got a new car. Anyone that knows me knows that i have been having nothing but problems with my car in recent weeks, but that is all over now (hopefully). I USED to have a 1997 Chevy Cavalier, it was a great car don't get me wrong. I bought it in 2000 i think and it only had about 3400 miles on it, but when i sold it there was well over 1ooK. So needless to say it was time for a new car. I now own a 2004 Ford Escape. Its fully loaded, power everything, sunroof, 4wd, and a 6disc cd changer. It had about 21K miles on it, which is not bad, and i got a hell of a deal on it. the MSRP is 25 thousand, and the sticker price was 19,995, they had it advertised for 16,995, and i talked the salesman down to 15250. Im really happy. I've wanted one of these for over a year now, and to finaly find one that i could afford and that had everything on it that i wanted was great. If you need to get a car i recommend going as soon as the dealership opens. They get you in and out quick, and usually will make a pretty good deal with you so they can start their day off with a sale. I can't tell you how happy i am now not to have to fall into my car every time i get in it. It is so much better to step into my car and be able to ride without feeling like my ass is dragging on the ground. I love my new car/truck. can't wait to make it mine with a few stickers on the back window.

I like the Football!!

I went and saw the movie "The Longest Yard" last night. I had heard a lot about the movie and everything that i heard was true. Yes the movie is very funny, Yes the movie has about a million cameo appearances, and Yes it is well worth the money to go see the movie. I like Adam Sandler anyway, but this is not the typical movie he has been doing recently. There is no love intrest in the movie so he is not constantly trying to get into any girls pants or make her fell better or anything, its about football.

Granted the football is in a prison, and there is a "rise above and atone for your sins" kinda story, but its actually good. They don't over do the story and try to make people feel to much for the people in the movie, except Chris Rock and Adam Sandler, the movie is a comedy and thats what it does best. The "action" is pretty good to. There were plenty of groaner moments in the movie, the ref moment is one of the worst. And don't forget the cameo appearances, by the likes of: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Brian Bosworth, Michael Irvin, Nelly, Burt Renyolds, Rob Schneider, and that one guy who was in that movie that was out last year. Yeah there are a lot of those people in that movie. Anyway point being, its worth it to go see the freaking movie. So just do it damn it!

Cartoons Cartoons!!

Am i the only one that finds it funny that Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and those guys were crazy wacky bonk you on the head with a frying pan and run kinda cartoons, and pretty much ment for kids. And when you watch the cartoons that were made recently, they are all political or just simply made for adults. I mean you got WarnerBrothers toons, then you have like the Simpsons, Southpark, and the Adult Swim collection. Its kinda like when we were growing up cartoons were one way and instead of staying that way for the next generation they just kinda evolved with us. Anyone that has watched an episode of the Adult Swim has to have noticed that there is no way that any of those jokes are ment for kids. I mean i know there are still cartoons out there for kids, (pokemon and digimon, chimpokemon) but it seems like when i was growing up there weren't any cartoons for adults. I wonder what changed and what made people start doing adult cartoons... just wondering.

Fuck You Lazy BlueJeans...

Why do people have to be lazy? If your sick on a Monday don't come into work talking about how you can't wait for the 3 day weekend, YOU JUST HAD ONE you lazy fuck! Don't cry to me about how long your week feels and don't tell me about how you have to do so much this week. I had to cover for your lazy no-working ass on monday! Two things I can't stand in the working world, Lazyness, and Stupidity! or any combination of the two. Just come to work like you're PAID to do. Do your job. Read directions on things and go home. wait a few hours or so and start again. I feel Bri-Dogs pain i used to work with him afterall and i know how stupid people can call in when they are "sick" and then show up the day after perfectly fine. Or worse they will go all day talking about a party they are going to then call in the next morning talking about how sick they are and can't come in. FUCK YOU!! You lazy good for nothing shit you don't deserve the paycheck you got and you shouldn't be able to come back to work again. Learn some responsibility then try again. and don't ever try to tell me about why i should do my job or how i could do it better. Eat shit and blow goats you cock smoking retard...

Ahhhh.. i feel better now.. thanks for listening. You stay classy San Diego!

Execute Plan 66!!

So today i went and saw the latest and final movie in the Starwars saga, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I went into it with medium expectations, only because i didn't get the complete enjoyment out of Episode I and II. I am happy to say that i was very suprised and happy. Not only was it not the movie i thought it was going to be, it was much much better. Even if your a Starwars superfan, and you didn't like this or the other 2, im pretty sure that most everyone will agree that this movie summed up the series and answered A LOT of unanswered questions. Even very small questions like why C3PO doesn't know ArTo. Most everyone that went into the movie already knew how the movie was run, including myself, but its great to see the story we already know put on film. Im not saying its the greatest of the series (Empire still holds that position) it seems a little long at times, but i think it all works for the movie. The Fanboys will love the movie if only to catch the small almost insignifigant little sections of the movie, like the way you can tell how the ships evolved, the creatures, and even the music. The first time that Darth Vader is uttered at a name the Empire Death march is played in the background. I loved the movie and will tell everyone that is any type of fan, to go see the movie. I now have to let my girlfriend watch about 9 hours of George Lucas' opus since she has never seen one of these movies in its entirety.

New @ E3

Ok so like i said before im going to keep posting about E3 until im done with it... which i guess will be today but i know i haven't seen all the reruns on G4. So the new thing that caught my eye the other day is the new Gameboy "micro". Its about the size of a Nokia cell phone. it can play all the Gameboy advance games, and looks damn sexy (if you can use that to describe electronic equipment). Most everyone that i listened to from the E3 floor was asking why did they come out with another gameboy that doesn't do anything different... but who cares. That thing is sweet, and it truly "Fits in your pocket". if the price point isn't too high i'll definatly look into selling off my SP and getting the new one. Speaking of getting the new one,,,

The New PS3 is fucking awesome!!
Some of the cooler aspects of the system, it supports Blueray DVD technology (10X's the capacity of a normal DVD) also it has Wifi tech, Bluetooth, and supports up to 7 contollers (why im not sure yet) also it has space for a removeable hardrive, 6 count em 6 USB ports, and a space for the regular memory cards aswell as the memory stick pro duo. Not to mention the fact that you can use your PS3 as a land line connection to play your PSP from anywhere in the world, and its backwards compatable. Meaning you can play any playstation game in the sony library. Im very impressed, very impressed. the downside (like you didn't know this was coming) the price of the new PS3 (is estimated) to be around $500, but if you consider all that it can do and the fact that the Blueray dvd player by itself is about the same price, its still not that expensive. More to follow...

America, FUCK YEAH!!

So it was "Dvduesday" the other day and I got the "Team America World Police - Unrated" Dvd.
Oh man, if you are a fan of South Park, or BaseketBall, or Orgazmo, or anything else that Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done, you have to get this movie. I saw it in the theater when it was out this past summer and watching it again at home was just as funny. I didn't really see much that was "Unrated" except for the sex scene, which now involved Scat, and a Golden shower. For those of you that have no idea about this movie, its an Action Comedy, but only comedy b/c it completly done with puppets... yeah puppets. You will laugh your ass off the first time you see one walk across the screen. The cuss they fight they fuck, they puke... yeah thats a funny scene. It really is a great movie. Well worth the money that your going to shell out for the film. I would recomend it to anyone that is a fan of comedy.

Game Dorks of the World Unite!

Thats right as of Monday, E3 2005 started!! Now anyone that knows me knows that im a HUGE game dork. So this is my thoughts so far, I've only seen a little that i have been able to chatch on G4 but so far all i can say is WOW. the new PS3, Fucking Sweet!! It's gonna do a shit load of things and it looks pretty sweet too. Not to mention the new games (some old just revamped) look simply beautiful. Also impressive is the new Xbox "360". But really in all honest, looking at the games that were displayed (in real time, not pre rendered) on the PS3 and on Xbox 360... i have to give the nod to PS3. Watching the Fight Night Demo played in the tech demo portion of the show was AMAZING!! Seeing the faces of the fighters actually show emotion (unlike the "Emotion Engine" for the PS2) and seeing one fighter take a punch and watching his face ripple as the shock from the punch go thru his face was unbelieveable. Needless to say i will be talking about this a lot thruout the coming week. Stay tuned faithful viewers, there will be more.

Beer School... Great Idea.

So i went to Busch Gardens this past weekend. i haven't been there in at least 15 years, it was great. I was like a little kid again running around going on all the rides i could and really having fun. Then i discovered ther was a "Big Kid" school there... Beer school! Get this, you sign up for classes then you go in watch a 15min video and then they give you free samples... seriously. Free Beer! Im not a drunk or anything but getting free beer is great. So if you get the chance to go to your local Busch Gardens, take it. and if your old enough, go to beer school.

Death Before Dishonor

First off this isn't directed towards any of my friends or coworkers or family, this is just a general rant against stupid and rude fuckers in the world.

Whatever happen to loyalty?!?!? Honor, you know things like that? Everyone is only about self now. If it makes my life easier, even at the cost of everyone else around me, so be it. Fuck everyone else do what you like. Back in the days of knights and "wizards" there was a natural order of things. You had to earn respect from your peers and from your elders. You started out as a squire and then you worked your way up until you were worthy of the position of a knight. And while Im on the subject, RESPECT... you earn it. I don't care if im 26 and your 13 or 79, if you don't give respect to EVERYONE, then don't expect any back. I absolutly hate it when some old asshole roles up on ya and trys telling me what to do or that i need to respect him. Naw first off i'll give you respect when you treat me with some, otherwise you can suck an ass. I don't give a fuck about how long you been on this earth or how old you are. That is why some people don't treat the elderly with respect, because you think your better than everyone simply because your OLD!!! I love my grandparents and treat them with the utmost repsect, not just beacuse they are family, but because they treat me with respect. they don't think they are better than anyone and they still do (way more than they should) things for people around them both young and old. So this message goes out to all the old people that think "youngsters" are there to serve them... Chill the fuck out! Why take the last few years you have on this planet and piss everyone off that ain't cool.

Reviews Continue

Today I shall review, "Jade Empire" for the Microsoft Xbox.
First off this game is mad crazy sweet. Its very involved. You start out in a Kung Fu school in Random country and are a promising young student that has a destiny, not yet revealed. Like every other game something happens and you are called upon to go on a fantastic journey to save your school and your Master. Nothing that different about the game so far, that is unless you count the beautiful grafics and the epic soundtrack. This game is brought to you by the same people that did KOTOR (thats Knights of the Old Republic, for those of you that have no clue what that means, an amazing Star Wars game that won numerous awards from everyone.) I don't want to go into to great of detail about the plot because it is really better to find it out as the story unfolds than to read it from me, but i digress. Bottom line is that if you are a fan of role playing games and have an Xbox then it would serve you well to go get this game and play it for several hours. I give it two thumbs up.

Cinco De Mayo

Ariiiba Ariiiba!!! Lets get piss drunk senior! Aye no me gusta! Una cervesa por favor! No Mas!! Donde Esta el bano!!

Yeah Im pretty sure one, if not all, of those things were said in most spanish conversations yesterday.
Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone... why do we celebrate that again??

Shopper Beware!!!

So Im in Circuit City this past weekend, Sunday I think it was, just having a look around and seeing whats new. I happen upon "God of War" for PS2, which sucked me in and i began to play it for about 10 mins. Now as im sitting there this guy comes up to me and asks what im playing, what system its on and if its any good. Not that big a deal just usual gamer speak, but something felt wrong. So, in game, i die. I get up to leave and he follows me, hmm... thats odd, and he's still talking. Asking me question about my life and where i went to school and what i want to do with my life. What is this guy, a traveling guidance councelor? Fuck off dude im just trying to have a relaxing shopping experience and your screwing that up!! The worst part is he asks me, "have you ever thought about starting a business of your own?" FUCK YEAH i have!! But am i willing to talk to you, a guy that approached me, in a circuit city, wearing a backpack, that looks like you just got off the bus from middle school... Hells No!! And this is not the first time this has happened. Numerous times even. I even went so far as lying to the guy telling him that i graduated from college and had a degree and didn't know what i wanted to do. Told him i was married and just recently got a government job and wasn't planning on making anymore big decisions in my life. Plus if i wanted to talk to someone about that i would, do it during the week for one, and probably would be talking to someone at an office. Thanks for making me feel uncomfortable and ruining my shopping trip.

So my advice to anyone that is in an establishment trying to have a relaxing time just shopping, or hanging out, and someone starts talking to about nonsense, watchout, they are probably going to try to sell you something... or they want to give you a Rufies to get you dopped up in bed in a hotel room with a camera and make a movie called "Weekend In Burnie"... but thats another blog.

Pollen the bane of my life!

To quote Lewis Black, "Spring is here, and all I can say is... Fuck Spring!"
God do i hate pollen. i have a green car normaly, but when the pollen comes its a pukey color green yellow. Everything i touch turns me a nasty color yellow. At work the other day i looked out the window and out normaly paved road, it looked to be a dirt road from all the pollen blowing around. Then as im leaving work, i look to the sky and just before the sneezes took hold of my body the sky was yellow and looked as if i should fear for my life. Everyday is agony. The only relief i get is in a fitful slumber. I hate spring with such a passion its indescribable. All you people that run the streets proclaiming "Sping is here... Spring is here" watch out because i may be headed right for you in my puke colored car and not even know it because my eyes are glued shut buy this thing know as... Pollen!

Its New... Again!

So like I said a way back, i started a new job (in the banking field) and i was pretty confident in everything that they had me doing. Well boy was i wrong. Right off the bat i had to do about 10 things that i have never had to do before. Thanks people. Why did this happen, well one of my supervisors said it happens to everyone. Well its no fun. I do enjoy my new job but it was kinda stressful. But the time did fly by, as im typing this it is currently 3:40 and it feels like i've been here about 2 hours, but i got here at 8am. time flies when you don't have a chance to think about it and your not staring at a computer screen doing nothing. well duty calls, late.

Pay Days Suck

On My Signal Unleash Hell!!

Money, Who Needs It?

Why is it that every time I get any amount of money I have something go wrong in my life that sucks it up? I just got a new job (with a raise) and started to make some headway for getting a ring for my girlfriend, and possibly buying a new car. Life is good... PBBFFFFLLLTTTT!! Sorry can't have money in your life Scott, can't feel comfortable about bills. Going home was nice windows down cool breeze blowing, radio up, beautiful day. Got home, window won't go up, engine stinks like gas. Well come to find out that my motor in my car window is out, has to be replaced, and my fuel injector is leaking gas onto my engine (this is the second of four mind you). So after all is said and done it will probably be about $300 easy to fix it, and thats using a family mechanic thats giving me a discount. Im just pissed and depressed b/c everytime i think i can take a deep breath and relax a little, I get shoved back in the hole.

Blog From Email

Who knew that you could blog from email. this site pretty much rocks,
now I can be even more annoying with my new text message phone. *sigh*
God Im such a tech dork.

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Beside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, however its
to dark to read.

Let The Reviews Begin!

Ok, so I said on this thing that I was going to review something, and its high time I started.
Here is my review of:
"The Ring 2" - Poop!

Alright moving right along, on to something much better.
"Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law" 1st Season on DVD.

Well to start off this dvd came on with a Wesley Willis song about Harvey Birdman. So it was already better than most dvds at the start. I honestly don't know how to describe this show to someone that hasn't seen it before, but I'll try. Its about a lawyer (Harvery Birdman) who takes the cases of other cartoon icons, like Scooby Doo and Shaggy, or Fred Flintstone. Sounds pretty boring I know but when you add in the fact that its on Adult Swim (Aqua Teen, Space Ghost, and Sea Lab) and the fact that they can do a lot more than you think (Scooby and Shaggy are busted for supposedly smoking pot) you can kinda begin to see why the show is so funny. If you're a fan of the Adult Swim shows pick it up, if you have no idea what Im talking about either rent the dvds or stay up later than 11:30pm on a sunday to watch the shows. I would highly recommend this dvd set to any fan of wacky comedy.

Dawn of the Dumb

Its a sad thing to see what the world is coming to. Honestly I can't think of anything else to write... Im very afraid of things to come.

Today is a new day

So today is a new day, and im ready to start posting my blog. not that anyone will ever read it or ever really want to but Screw Em!
Im writing this to have something to do at work really, i don't have an intresting job but Im going to try to do something to entertain both myself and anyone that might stuble upon this. Mostly my blogs will be reviews of either movies, games or any recently fun things I may have participated in.

Vulcan Idiots

Why is it that people all think they are smart? Why can you not escape these people that have a lower IQ than a sack of wet mice? I've only been on this earth for a little over 26 years, and of those years only about 17 or 18 years have I really paid attention to people around me. Yeah I think I've met my share of complete idiots. Really I mean its amazing that these people can make it day to day with out stepping infront of a bus, or walking out of a window 30 stories up. I actually talked to a guy on the phone that didn't know his own address, but the kicker was he said and I quote "I don't write letters to myself, how would I know?" Im just wondering if he never had a pizza delivered, or I dunno LOOKED AT A LETTER THAT HE GOT IN THE MAIL!!!! What if he had to call an emergency service? Stupid people shouldn't breed, a great man once said. After talking to and dealing with some of the people in this world, Im going to have to agree. Most of the population is dumber than a mud fence, and thats just scary. Case in point, my Neighbor, works for the cable company, and he doesn't have a television in his house.

Hmm...