David Blaine is at it AGAIN!!

Can you believe that guy... Wearing a sweater in the middle of summer!

Bollywood Sparks Advert

Sparks Bollywood
This link is to a Sparks add i made.
Yeah i have way more time on my hands on the weekends.
Tell me what you think of the ad though, seriously.

Random Pics

The O.G. of Video Games

"The Island" Before it was a REALLY big flop.

Everybodies Favorite Uncle

Zombies @ McDonalds!!

Awwww Horseshit!!!

Why do we care about this stupid horse Bobaro or Bobo or Bilbo whatever his name is. It's a race horse it won the kentucky derby, good for him. He broke his ankle at the race this weekend, sucks to be you, put him down it happens.

Do these bleeding hearts not realize that they do that all the time, ALL the time. Why should i care about one horse. They should be sad b/c that horse is in more pain NOW because he is still alive with a fractured ankle than he would be if he would have just been put down. As far as the owner goes, that poor sap now has to pay for all the bills for him to keep that horse alive, as opposed to the cost of one bullet and putting the horse in the glue factory.

Just let the horse die, animal live they die, he won the owner money, served it purpose, let em die.

Rock Mutha Fuckin Roll

Satuday night was a fun night. Went to a concert at AlleyKatz and saw ScissorFight. Now i realize you may not have ever heard of them but do yourself a favor and look them up and give em a good listen.

They are a kinda heavy groove metal band from New Hampshire. They consist of "Iron Lung" the lead singer and commercial fisherman, "Fuck You" on Guitar who is a industrial welder i believe, and a couple other guys that look like they walked right off the last truck back the coal mine. Yeah not your normal band, not your normal musice either considering they have songs called Mountain Man, Balls Deep, Victory over Horseshit, and Mantrapping for Fun and Profit. Pretty much most of their songs are about random work related things, hunting, or strange true stories of Americas past.

Other than the minor, almost major, altercation with the bouncers, and the police the show was great and i would love to go back. My wife on the other hand i don't think has the same feelings. Go check them out do yourself a favor and i bet you will learn to love them but if not, Eat My Fuck!!

I'll Give You $30 For Your Teens....

So since the PS3 is going to cost me an ungodly amount of money i have started selling off my old game systems and games. I'm selling my original Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64, and my PS1. It really makes me sad to see these things go to someone else. When i was by myself at home (friends lived out of town and i was out of school) My Super NES was my best pal. When i got lonely and needed company i would pop in my copy of Perfect Dark and start running around with my computer controlled buddies and blast everything in sight. When i wanted to go back in time and remember days long past, i would hook it up with Golgo13.

But one thing that i did realize in selling all my stuff off is that i should hang on to the good memories and not the item that is connected to them. Plus if i can make other kids appreciate the goodness of a lazy saturday playing games until you thumbs hurt, that makes me happy too.

So to all the controllers i've loved before, this is not so much as good bye but maybe see you later, cause afterall with the new Nintendo Wii i can play all my old games anyway, and with things like Gametap i can play them on the computer aswell. I will however miss those times when i was a kid and didn't have to worry about going to a job or doing anything all summer long and could just sit around with my friends and play marathon games of Perfect Dark, or Goldeneye. Bill and Brian know what I am talking about...

It's Coming!!!

PS3 offically coming!
They have now annouced that the PS3 will be out Nov. 17th!!
Start saving your money now.
I can't wait, but now i will have to forgo getting a Laptop and a new Cell Phone. Oh well Fuck it, it will all be worth it when im playing Killzone 2 or Warhawk 2 or even MGS4!
Tell my wife i love her and i hope to see her soon.

Arrriba!!!

El Heffe Lincoln!!

Its That Time Again!

!!! Happy Cinco De Mayo Everyone!!!

Welcome to Jail now you Die.

So im reading that when Moussaoui left the court room he said "America You Lost."

Well buddy wait till you get to jail.

Im just gonna go out on a limb now and say that he has 2 weeks from the time he hits prison to his death, or brutal Gang Rape!!

This is America afterall, were good things come to those who wait.