PC Load Letter, Tha Fuck Does That Mean?!?!?!

We have all had that thought. "Boy my job is boring", I wish something exciting would happen, well be careful what you wish for, you may get it. The cash counter here my branch has been giving me fits recently, so I wish I could order a new one. I was told “not until this one doesn’t work anymore”. Well today during the regular run of currency, the machine was acting up. I asked my VP if he would be witness to the machine malfunction. Thinking all it needed was a good cleaning, we sprayed out the inside with compressed air to clear the dust and such. When I ran another stack of twenty dollar bills thru the counter, IT CAUGHT FIRE!!! No, its not an exaggeration, it actually shot a ball of fire out, smoke and everything. Needless to say I got my wish for a new machine, and possibly the best show an office appliance has ever given. So just be careful what you wish for, you may get it in the weirdest way. OR maybe it was just the machine giving up the ghost and killing itself to the amusment of myself and my boss.