To quote Lewis Black, "Spring is here, and all I can say is... Fuck Spring!"
God do i hate pollen. i have a green car normaly, but when the pollen comes its a pukey color green yellow. Everything i touch turns me a nasty color yellow. At work the other day i looked out the window and out normaly paved road, it looked to be a dirt road from all the pollen blowing around. Then as im leaving work, i look to the sky and just before the sneezes took hold of my body the sky was yellow and looked as if i should fear for my life. Everyday is agony. The only relief i get is in a fitful slumber. I hate spring with such a passion its indescribable. All you people that run the streets proclaiming "Sping is here... Spring is here" watch out because i may be headed right for you in my puke colored car and not even know it because my eyes are glued shut buy this thing know as... Pollen!
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