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this was done from my Wii!!

I am so Wii-Tarded!!

So i have wanted to get a Wii for a while now. I didn't pre-order it b/c i wasn't sure if it would take off and be as good as it is. It's getting harder for me as i get older to just hear about something see some screen shots and plunk down $300 for anything. So i waited. And after this thing took off like it did i was pretty sure that it would be a hit and not a flop i decieded that i wanted to buy one. Naturally everything has been sold out since... oh... the system launched. So i have been searching and searching for one for quite a while.

Yesterday i started my search again and had a list of about 15 phone numbers. I called Circuit City's, i called EB's, i called Gamestop, Toys R us, and i called targets... all to no avail. from about 9am till about 12 or so i was calling, and no one had any nor would they give me any info on if and when they would have any more. Piss on that my day was not going well...

Well... little did i know that my beautiful Loving wife was at that very moment searching for the very same thing. She was actually going from store to store trying to score a Wii. Going to the very same places that i had called (hell she was probably there when i called some of them) not to long ago. Well it just goes to show that being a woman helps to get what you want. She was able to not only score some info on when and where a shippment would be in but was able to acutally get there in time to

go out and get US A Wii!!1!!1PWN!!1!ONE!!11!

Thats right folks i have in my house right now a brand spanking new Nintendo Wii!! Its a beautiful thing. So much fun. SOOOOOO much fun!! So after the shock had started to wear off i packed up my old Gamecube and Playstation 2 and games and went back to EB and traded in my stuff for some new games. I got Zelda (suprise) and RedSteel. Now before anyone out there makes a snap judgement on Redsteel i have this to say. I enjoy the game, i have a steady hand, i don't care about how mediocre the graphics are, and the main character shares the same name as me. So when i am playing the game and they talk to the person in the lead role, i feel like its me b/c they say my name. How can you hate a game that is personalized to your name.

I haven't played Twilight Princess yet b/c i know once i start it, i will now be able to stop my self from continually playing for days on end. Wii Sports on the other hand is a lot of fun. Although i have only been able to play bowling b/c i just can't resist it for some reason, i really want to play Boxing and golf but i just can't stop bowling.

Anyway the system is exactly the shot in the arm that Nintendo and Videogames in general needed. Very very much fun! If you have the money and you can find them, maybe you can be Wii tarded aswell!!

Just Because It's True...

Douche!

Christmas and Black Vans....

This year kinda snuck up on me i wasn't ready for it. I have been out buying presents for my wife for the past couple of weeks and i think i may be done now but, why is it that everytime i go out to buy one thing i end up buying or wanting to buy many more things for her. Is it because i am such a nice guy, or that she deserves everything, or is it some sort of drug that is pumped into the air at Malls and department stores to make us want to spend more money than we actually have? I think it's some sort of government conspiracy to make us go broke and make us give everything to "The Man".

Anyway...

So what does everyone want for christmas this year? And more importantly will you actually get it. I think everyone knows i want a Nintendo Wii... will i actually get one, probably not, but i can still dream.

More Wii Vs. PS3...

So there have been a lot of people bashing each side of the cosole war. I have never been one to sit on the fence about if Sony or Nintendo or MS will win. Personally i am rooting for MS and Nintendo, Sony in my book has adopted the thinking that "They will buy it from us b/c we are Sony and we brought you the PS1 and 2." well that sucks for everyone that wants to order or eventually go to a store and purchase a PS3.

Estimates are in that Sony missed the mark on even delivering the promised 400k (actually only shipping 200K that also falls short of the 1 million they said they would have ready at launch) to the 150 or so retailers around the US. Nintendo on the other hand shipped out its full 1million at launch to the US and they were subsiquently gobbled up (partially i sure by the mindless rabble of people that didn't get the PS3 they were promised) on launch day.

What's my point here... that Sony had the advantage (bigger company, more money backing the system, bigger system) but they blew the lead that they could have gained on Nintendo, not to mention the fact that they have a lot of catching up to do with Xbox360 (out for almost a year now). Nintendo used its resources well produced the product and still has demand for more shippments. Sony, has nothing but demand. Granted that most people are buying the system simply to make money on ebay from reselling the system for damn near $10K. Thus effectivley taking the system out of the hands of the gamers that want them and putting them in the hands of gamers that just want the status of owning one. Oh and by the way Sony is lossing about $250 per PS3 that they sell, not including the price of labor, cords, and packaging.

Way to go Nintendo i will be singing your praises until i get my Wii then i will just be playing games. Sony... you have disapointed myself and so many others. If i could i would slap a big Dunce cap on your head and stick you in the corner. For shame Sony... For shame.

Wii is SWEEEEET!!!!

Just a quick post. I got to play with a Wii last night. (shut up you know what i mean) And i have to say it was hella fun!! The Wiimote is a lot smaller than i expected it to be. It's about as long as a candy bar and a little thicker. I played "Excite-Truck" not the most flashy of games on the Wii but still fun never the less. The controls worked quite well. Just tilting the controller made the truck go left or right and it was pretty sensitive. I wanted to get a Wii anyway, but now i REALLY want to get one.

Not bad enough that i am willing to wait in line for hours and beat someone up for it. (PS3 Fanboys)

*Oh yeah and i don't want to get shot either.*

Triple Threat...

So yesterday was a BIG day for games. There were three big releases yesterday. They were:

Tony Hawks Project 8

Gears of War

Call of Duty 3

The Triple Threat... All of the games are very easy on the eyes and they all play very smoothly. I was most excited to get Gears of War, but after playing all three i have to say that the new Tony Hawk game is the most fun of the three. Not to say that Gears isn't any good, its a great game and i know i will be playing it for a long time (online and off) but something about the Project 8 just made me have more fun playing the game. Call of Duty is great aswell and looks spectacular (which is saying a lot considering what the last one looked like) and it is a VERY intense experience. All in all they were great purchases (not that i really payed that much for them thanks to trade ins) but well worth the effort to get them. I can't wait to have friends over to get a good multiplayer game going, not to mention playing online with all my new found Xbox Live friends (sorry to you guys in the UK that don't get these till the end of the month Slash and Bouk Bouk) anway i have much more work to do and a LOT of achievments to get. See you in the digital realm.

Is it Live or ....

Look at this shit.... Damn is that a live shot or is that an in game screen. Either way that is a shot taken from the new Tony Hawk game. Called Tony Hawks Project 8. This will be the other game that i will be picking up on Nov. 8th along with the game i just blogged about below.

This is yes the 8th in the series and is as close to a "reinvention" of the series as you can get. Its still about skating and it still has Tony in it, but just about everything else is either new or looks damn new. Obviously the first thing that you see is that the graphics are WAAAY better than the last games. Everything in the game is very detailed... very detailed. The boards look spectacular and the clothes and skaters look pretty damn realistic.

What you can't see from the screen shot is the newest feature of the game, called "Nail-The-Trick". That is were if you are in the air doing a trick you can "click" both of the analog sticks and the game slows down and focuses on the skaters feet. Why... because each of the analog sticks control each foot independently. Meaning you can push one way on the left stick and get a Kickflip, or you can push one way on the right stick and do a Shove-It. It takes a little getting used to at first but once you get the hang of it, you will be pulling off seamless tricks that you never saw so good before.

Also you now can play some random mini games by throwing your skater after he bails (a-la Flatout) like bowling and going for distance. Not that its all that new or genius but it does up the replay value a little.

All in all i wouls say its at the least worth a rent and if you are a fan a good buy.

Your Death... is coming... Soon!

Ok so if you don't already know what that picture is above... then allow me to inform you of one of the most hyped and highly anticipated games of the year.

Gears Of War.

No that ain't a CG cut scene that's an ingame screen shot. Yeah it looks that damn good. If you have a 360 (and you should already know about this) and you have a Live Gold membership go and DL the new commercial for the game. Its fragging awesome.

This won't take the place of Halo but it for damn sure will make the next year wait for Halo 3 a little easier. Its not (according to Cliffy B) a "run and gun" game it is more "stop and pop" game. If you DO own a a 360 then you owe it to yourself to at least find the commercial or a video or something from the game and watch it. If you are a fan at all of the action/shooter games, you could probably just pick it up and be happy with it.

I will be purchasing the game and have it on Nov. 8th and will right my full review then. Until that day i would give the preview a 5...out of 5.

God Bless Nintendo

So everything that i have read on the new Nintendo Wii system is freaking awesome. Not only does the system itself look sweet, plays all my old GC games, has motion senseing tech build into it (that doesn't feel like an add-on, yes i am glaring at you Sony), but it will play most of the old Nintedo, Sega, Turbo Graphix, and Commadore 64 games.

This paired up with the fact that they still have 40 some days left till the launch date and they already have almost 9 million Wii's sitting in a warehouse waiting to be shipped to everywhere in the world so it won't be as bad a shortage as with some systems (again i am talking about you Sony). Oh yeah and the system comes with a controller (the Wiimote) and a nunchuk attachment and.. AND Wii Sports too. So again...

God Bless You Nintendo.

Ouch!!

Yeah, Jackass 2 came out the other weekend and damn if it wasn't funnier than the first. The picture above is Bam getting branded on his ass with a brand that looks like a dick. (The funny part is that Ryan "Dick Farm" Dunn just taps Bam once and her jumps and then several more times so that he has about 5 Dicks on his ass after its all said and done.)

Any way the movie is great, unless you have a weak stomach and you can't stand the site of puke (ther is a lot of puke) but other than that the movie is damn funny. Any fan of the series will like it and have probably already seen the movie but, i would recommend some of it to most anyone, intrested in a good laugh. (my wife even laughed out loud at some parts)

Boo this film.

BBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!

I wanted to like this movie so badly that it hurts that the American release Sucks So HARD!!!

I went and saw it with a couple of friends and we all felt strange after having seen the movie, no one knew what to say, except "sorry that we all had to see that."

I described the movie as relating to Dave Atell's story about drinking Jack Daniels. Or as he calls it "Time Travel". I think the Director, and Editor of this film were both drinking JD, A LOT of JD. They must have passed out and woke up and just said "Ok cut it here. No one will notice that we introduced new people and didn't explain where that fire came from."

My friend said the best way to show others what this movie was like is:

Sit them down in front of the TV. Start watching a show then when it gets good change the channel, wait a few mins. then change it again. Then go back to the original channel for a while then back and forth for about an hour. Then watch then end of the first channel and then smack your friend in then head after about an hour and a half. That's what this movie was like.

I have never been more confused in my life during a movie. They way this film was cut makes all those cheesey film strips in middle school look like Oscar worthy Epics.

If you can find the original Thai version on the movie watch that one. Do not, I REPEAT, do NOT watch the american release.

Uh I Got A Lead For You...

So this baby-napping in some southern state can be solved pretty quickly. Call Brittney Spears. i mean come on she looks just like her, shes from the south, and we all know how she likes the kids. She may have even taken this one to sell on the black market for some crack (wait thats Whittney Houston, "Crack is Wack) she probably sold it to Satan to get her Career back (good luck).

Where has the time gone?

So i haven't been posting all that much, which is really funny because i now have a computer of my own at my house that i can use to post when ever i want to. Oddly enough i don't use it for that b/c most of my time is used Downloading songs and Roms to use on said computer.

Once the newness of the computer wears off i will get back to posting on a regular basis.

Until then... Courage.

This ones just for me...

I just love this picture, nothing really else to say about it, its just damn funny, especialy if you are a game fan.

Don't Shoot!! It's for my Cock!!

Got this story off of CNN.Com today... thought i would share.

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, Illinois, was stopped August 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin's attorney told a Cook County judge Wednesday that Amin whispered that the component was a "pump." The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.
"He told her it's a pump," O'Neill-Burke said. "He's standing with his mother. Of course he's not going to shout this out."
However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb.
Amin is charged with felony disorderly conduct, which could bring a three-year prison sentence if he's convicted. Amin is due back in court September 13
He told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.
"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

Your dog isn't mocking you...

He just doesn't understand you.

Am i the only one that has ever thought about this? If you get a dog that is from the pound, and you take him home and he does something bad, what do you do? You yell at it to stop and don't do that again right. So then two days later he walks into your living room and piddles all over the couch again. Why? Is it because he hates you or because he thought you were being a dick and just wanted to piss on something you like? Maybe, or maybe because he doesn't speak the same language as you.

Think about it. If the owner before you was, for the sake of argument, mexican, and he has had the dog since he was born. He's been constantly yelling at the dog for months in spanish, then he turns the dog into the pound... now you see where i am going with this. So the dog now is used to hearing spanish and then you get it, and want it to understand english. Don't pressure your dog so much you inconsiderate bastard, he's trying to learn two languages.

Just think about it for a while...

Random!!!

Random things i want to Blog about but don't have a chance to yet...

1.) Curb-Feelers on an SUV.

2.) Dogs might not speak your language.

3.) Cheesecake better than Sex?

4.) Celebrities that need a punch in the dick.

5.) Eating VapoRub could harm a fetus!

When i have a chance to sit down and organize my thoughts i will talk more about these topics, but for now, just wonder what the hell i am thinking.

Shake and Bake Baby!!!

The Ballad of Ricky Bobby... Will Ferrell as a NASCAR Driver, Nuff Said!

Saw this movie the other night and i have to say that it is probably the funniest movie i have seen since Anchorman. (made by the same folks too) Don't get me wrong i know a little further down the page i raved about how funny Clerks II was, and it was damn funny, but i don't think there was a scene in this entire movie that i didn't laugh so hard it hurt. Seriously! It really is just that damn funny. The wife loved it as well and she hated Anchorman. Everyone in this movie is great, and as usual there were a million cameo appearences, even Elvis Costello and Mos Def show up at some point.

Bottom line do yourself a favor and go see this movie, b/c "If you ain't first, you're last!"

Wahoo McDaniels was there...

Well the house is still standing.

The party was this weekend, and i think everything went pretty well, almost everyone showed up that was invited (I'm Looking your way Dharmini) and everyone got along and had a good time. I got to see some people that i hadn't hung out with in a while, some in years!! I got to use my grill a lot and everyone loved the house. All in all i think the party was a complete success.

Now we are gearing up for the same party this weekend except with the family (and a lot less Booze).

Good news is that we raised enough money this year to have the same party next year!

New Blogs I Found

So these will probably be added to my links in the coming days but i just wante to put them up for everyone to see b/c most are too funny to miss:

Chewbacca - http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/ God Damn Genius!

Drunk People - http://youdrunkashell.blogspot.com/ Yeah its people FUCKED UP!!

Drunk Munky - http://thedrunkmunky.blogspot.com/ Random Stuff Really Funny.

Cu - http://cu-cu.blogspot.com/ Ass... Lots of Ass.

What time is it?!?!!?

That'r right... it's time for a party.

It's An Ordinary Day...

Nothing really important to blog about. But everyone should do themselves a favor and watch Minoriteam sunday nights at like 12:30am. Too damn funny to miss!!

If only Ann Frank could see this movie...

Snooch To the Mutha Fuckin' Nooch!!!!

Jay and Silent Bob are back, and funny as ever. It's been what more than 10 years since clerks came out, and they have finally returned to the Quik Stop... Kinda.

The dynamic between all the actors is exactly the same, like nothing has changed (except that Randall has put on a little weight) the writting is again spot on, and some of the sections of the movie were so funny i actully missed some of the jokes b/c i was laughing so hard.

If you are even the slightest fan of the Jersey movies i would recommend that you go see this movie, this one i will definatly be buying on DVD (as opposed to Jersey Girl) when it comes out.


*btw i know that Ann Frank wasn't blind, and i'm not an asshole. it's a running joke in the movie about Ann Frank and Helen Kheller.

Nags Head '06

So this past weekend was the 4th annual "Beach Trip" with my friends. All together it was six of us that went. Got there early in the afternoon on thursday (hardly any traffic that way.. Awesome) and the rest of everyone got there around 8pm.

We had a blast! Drank a lot and ate a lot of seafood. Friday we went to the beach and had some fun in the waves, which were huge, and got some sun. Had a lot of fun until I tried to ride One freakin wave in on a Boogie Board. Caught it to late and crashed over the falls and landed head first in the sand pack below. Craned my neck all funky and busted my lip. Nothing like a little bloody lip on the beach to make you feel like you did something on vacation. It felt like some one suckerpunched me in the face "Racisist Ocean like to hit Scott with fists!!". But after the swelling went down it was fun time again. Pain meds and Beer, make for good sleepy.

Next night we bought an ASS load of seafood, like 10 pounds worth, and ate damn near most of it. It was a great night. 6 friends sitting around stuffin their faces not careing about manners or anything just straight barbarian eating contest.

... Sorry that i haven't posted anything in a month, work sucks. If any of you know me you know why i fucking HATE ATM's now.

New Floors

Getting new Floors put in today i will have the before and after pictures up when they are done. Should be pretty sweet, not to mention the fact that they will add a lot of value to the house when we try to sell it next year sometime.

Its a Brand New Day

Well it looks like we made it thru the most dreaded and evil 6-6-6. What a bunch of shit, i mean the tabloids for years have been saying that we were all going to die and nothing happened, not even a cloud in the sky. Oh well, now i wonder when they will predict the world will end?

Have a great weekend everyone, i may have an Xbox 360 before monday... maybe. If so i'll post all about my new adventures in Oblivion or playing Call of Duty 2 or some other cool ass game.
If your confused on why i am even talking about an Xbox 360, check "My Game Archive" to read more about my recent quandry.

Satan's Coming...

Look busy everyone. Tomorrow is 6-6-06, and if you read the tabloids at all, you know that the world will end tomorrow and satan is coming for your ass. So spend it up on the credit cards, go for a joy ride in an expensive sports car, tell your friend that his wife is hot and you would love to be in a three way with her and some other random girl, point is just do what you like. But make sure you repent before Johnny Goat Legs gets here or you may regret it for an eternity.

Have fun everyone!

What are you Smiling about!?!?

There was hardly anything at all to smile about in the new movie "The Break up" staring Vince Vaughan and Jennifer Anniston. 90% of the movie was just painful. Most of the scenes could have been very funny had they been written right or even just a little different. My friend i work with put it best when he said that "You kept waiting for the one line Zingers to come from Vince, but they just weren't there."

If you really want to watch a movie about a couple "breaking up" go watch this movie. but just remember nine times out of ten there is nothing funny involved in a couple splitting. Aside from a couple of tries from Jon Feavrau (how ever you spell his name) to try to save the "Comedy" in this "Romantic Comedy". Which brings me to my next point...

Why is there a genre called "Romantic Comedy", haven't seen one yet that was truly funny. Hey did anyone know that Jerry Maguire was supposed to be funny, well it was. Next thing you know they will be trying to tell me that Schindler's list was Comical, and that "Jason Goes to Hell" was supposed to be... oh ... wait, now that was a damn fine comedy there. But anyway, who were the add wizards that came up with this movie "The Break Up"? Don't let them make anymore "Romantic Comedies" unless there is something truly funny about the plot of the movie, and hey a couple breaking up, not funny.

David Blaine is at it AGAIN!!

Can you believe that guy... Wearing a sweater in the middle of summer!

Bollywood Sparks Advert

Sparks Bollywood
This link is to a Sparks add i made.
Yeah i have way more time on my hands on the weekends.
Tell me what you think of the ad though, seriously.

Random Pics

The O.G. of Video Games

"The Island" Before it was a REALLY big flop.

Everybodies Favorite Uncle

Zombies @ McDonalds!!

Awwww Horseshit!!!

Why do we care about this stupid horse Bobaro or Bobo or Bilbo whatever his name is. It's a race horse it won the kentucky derby, good for him. He broke his ankle at the race this weekend, sucks to be you, put him down it happens.

Do these bleeding hearts not realize that they do that all the time, ALL the time. Why should i care about one horse. They should be sad b/c that horse is in more pain NOW because he is still alive with a fractured ankle than he would be if he would have just been put down. As far as the owner goes, that poor sap now has to pay for all the bills for him to keep that horse alive, as opposed to the cost of one bullet and putting the horse in the glue factory.

Just let the horse die, animal live they die, he won the owner money, served it purpose, let em die.

Rock Mutha Fuckin Roll

Satuday night was a fun night. Went to a concert at AlleyKatz and saw ScissorFight. Now i realize you may not have ever heard of them but do yourself a favor and look them up and give em a good listen.

They are a kinda heavy groove metal band from New Hampshire. They consist of "Iron Lung" the lead singer and commercial fisherman, "Fuck You" on Guitar who is a industrial welder i believe, and a couple other guys that look like they walked right off the last truck back the coal mine. Yeah not your normal band, not your normal musice either considering they have songs called Mountain Man, Balls Deep, Victory over Horseshit, and Mantrapping for Fun and Profit. Pretty much most of their songs are about random work related things, hunting, or strange true stories of Americas past.

Other than the minor, almost major, altercation with the bouncers, and the police the show was great and i would love to go back. My wife on the other hand i don't think has the same feelings. Go check them out do yourself a favor and i bet you will learn to love them but if not, Eat My Fuck!!

I'll Give You $30 For Your Teens....

So since the PS3 is going to cost me an ungodly amount of money i have started selling off my old game systems and games. I'm selling my original Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64, and my PS1. It really makes me sad to see these things go to someone else. When i was by myself at home (friends lived out of town and i was out of school) My Super NES was my best pal. When i got lonely and needed company i would pop in my copy of Perfect Dark and start running around with my computer controlled buddies and blast everything in sight. When i wanted to go back in time and remember days long past, i would hook it up with Golgo13.

But one thing that i did realize in selling all my stuff off is that i should hang on to the good memories and not the item that is connected to them. Plus if i can make other kids appreciate the goodness of a lazy saturday playing games until you thumbs hurt, that makes me happy too.

So to all the controllers i've loved before, this is not so much as good bye but maybe see you later, cause afterall with the new Nintendo Wii i can play all my old games anyway, and with things like Gametap i can play them on the computer aswell. I will however miss those times when i was a kid and didn't have to worry about going to a job or doing anything all summer long and could just sit around with my friends and play marathon games of Perfect Dark, or Goldeneye. Bill and Brian know what I am talking about...

It's Coming!!!

PS3 offically coming!
They have now annouced that the PS3 will be out Nov. 17th!!
Start saving your money now.
I can't wait, but now i will have to forgo getting a Laptop and a new Cell Phone. Oh well Fuck it, it will all be worth it when im playing Killzone 2 or Warhawk 2 or even MGS4!
Tell my wife i love her and i hope to see her soon.

Arrriba!!!

El Heffe Lincoln!!

Its That Time Again!

!!! Happy Cinco De Mayo Everyone!!!

Welcome to Jail now you Die.

So im reading that when Moussaoui left the court room he said "America You Lost."

Well buddy wait till you get to jail.

Im just gonna go out on a limb now and say that he has 2 weeks from the time he hits prison to his death, or brutal Gang Rape!!

This is America afterall, were good things come to those who wait.

B315, The Evil's Room

So Bill and I went to see Silent Hill last night. Wow what a movie! First if you are a fan of the games and don't have a weak stomach i would HIGHLY recommend that you go see this movie. This is probably one of the best "Video game to Movie" adaptations that i have seen yet. It is almost exactly like the first game. (except the main person is a woman in the movie) but the story is basicly the same. Great great movie.

Second, like i was saying if you have a weak stomach you might want to skip this movie, it is very brutal. I am very VERY suprised that it got away with just an "R" rating from the MPAA. There were scenes in this movie that will make you very uncomfortable, Three Words for you "Razor-Wire Deaths". Also this movie has some pretty creepy scenes in it. If you have the chance you owe it to yourself as a fan to go see the movie in the theater. Not for just the size of the screen but for the volume. It was really loud and helped the movie a lot. I could talk about it all day long, just go see it.

Great Photo

This Pic made me laugh so loud at work i almost got in trouble!!!!

Help... Please!

Im looking to get a laptop in the next few months. I've been checking prices and watching adds, and listening to Mr. Will O'Neil's Product Pron.

Anyone got a laptop they really like thats not expensive, got any good stories, or horror stories from friend or family. Any one got any info that could help me out?

Disney

Us at Cirque du Soleil


My Beautiful Bride


Us on the Dumbo ride in The Magic Kingdom

Wedding Pics

Introducing the new Mr. and Mrs.


This is Myself and my new Bride Mindy being introduced at the reception.



Me and a Couple of my Boys



A Couple more and Sparkimus Prime... Black



Oh Bill You So Craaazy

I' m BAAAAAACK!!

Yeah i'll have some pics on here later when i can get to it, but for now just take my word on it. The wedding was perfect, could not have asked for anything to go off any better. The Church looked great the flowers were beautiful, i didn't screw up or pass out....

And my Bride simply could not have been any more beautiful if she had tried. She was so cute in her wedding dress. Yes i am man enough to admit that i shed a few tears and so did she but it was a good happy cry. We were both so excited to be getting married (finally) and start our new lives together.

Oh yeah and Disney was the SHIT!!! We went on every ride we possibly could at least once and some times more. There were a lot of people there but it still wasn't so bad. One intresting thing though, i don't know if anyone was watching the news last week. Someone DIED on the Mission: Space ride... AGAIN!!! and we were there to ride it. They told us that the ride was shut down for "Technical Problems" AKA Some German lady just died here and we have to shut down the ride to perform test on it to make sure that you all don't die too. But the next day it was open and we went on that one too... yeah, Kinda intense. Really makes you feel like your going into space. Anyway more pics and comments later. Peace.

Countdown has begun...

Well its like 10 days left to the wedding. I will be taking lots of pictures of both the wedding and the honeymoon in Disney World!!

Getting a little stressed now, not because im getting married or b/c i don't want to be with her, but b/c there is a lot we have to do before the wedding. Got to get the house ready for us to be gone for like a week and a half.

Enough about that though...

i can't wait for Disney yo. Have i said that before.

My time as a single man....

So its less than thirty days until my wedding. . .

I'm not really that nervous about the fact that i am getting married, i am more nervous about the wedding it self. i don't want to look like a complete boob, and sob all over myself and not be able to speak. I have been living with Mindy now for about 9 months and pretty much already feel like im married to her anyway, so it won't feel that different after the wedding. Don't get me wrong i am very excited to be marrying her, i love my soon-to-be-wife, and can't wait to grow old with her.

On the other hand, i am also very excited to go on the Honeymoon. . . and not just for those reasons. We are spending our Honeymoon in Disney World!! The happiest place on earth. I haven't been since my junior year of highschool and she hasn't been since she was about 8 years old. It's going to be a blast for the both of us. I am actually taking out a small loan for the trip b/c i have so much that i want to do while im there and don't want to have to worry so much about money. (good thing i work at a credit union).

I have been single for oh about 25 years of my life and i can honestly say that its been fun but im ready to try something else. Mindy and i get along great (good thing huh) and i think that we are just different enough to not always be boring and the same but just enough to have fun in whatever we do. So bye bye single life, hello married life... Don't worry im still going to be an asshole and still play videogames all the time and watch movies. you can't suppress who you are afterall.

Boop Boop Good Buddy!!

So as most of my friends know, we love our Sirius Radio.

Well now i found a new reason to love it. It's called Sirius Trucking #147!!
Its a radio station set up just for Big Rig Drivers. They play really old country music (the good stuff) and comedy and national news.
I got hooked when i tuned in and they were playing a song called "Momma Hates Diesels" no its no a song about Vin, its about a guy that grew up with a truck drivin father that was always gone and his mom hated that truck.
Oh and i heard another song this weekend while at my friends house called "Mother Trucker"
about a woman truck driver that didn't take shit from anyone. Also a great song.

Do yourself a favor if you have Sirius Radio, check out channel 147 and tell me what you think.

RIP PBF....kinda

Well aparentyly all you people out there on the interweb have severly pissed off my friend Peanutbutter Filthy (PBF for short). He has taken down both his blogs and has vowed not to do them any more. Well i for one say FUCK THAT!!!

That chump bitch was funny as hell. It's just to bad that no one got his humor.
So let us all take a moment and reflect on what you have done the man, a man that tried maybe a little to hard to bring humor back into this dull and boring world.

Aww crap on a crap flavored cracker im going to miss him...

RIP PBF... you will be missed!!

Venture Brothers

Super Bowl XL Commercials...

There weren't that many Commercials that made me laugh outloud this year, but they were better than last years at least. The best that i saw were the FedEx commercial with the Caveman that kicked the little Dinosaur, The one with the guys running from the bear and he tries to give the bear the beer and his buddy takes it. and the Sprint commercial with the "Crime Detterant".

What was your Favorite commercial this year.?

Oops...

So i just saw on the news that they discoverd a tunnel out of (and i guess into) Mexico that had over 2 tons of Pot in it... Uh im no drug Czar or anything but im thinking the scene afterwards went something like this...

Yeah they found the tunnel... really, step into my office.

Cause your Fuckin dead thats why!!

Yeah oops on someones part.