Your dog isn't mocking you...

He just doesn't understand you.

Am i the only one that has ever thought about this? If you get a dog that is from the pound, and you take him home and he does something bad, what do you do? You yell at it to stop and don't do that again right. So then two days later he walks into your living room and piddles all over the couch again. Why? Is it because he hates you or because he thought you were being a dick and just wanted to piss on something you like? Maybe, or maybe because he doesn't speak the same language as you.

Think about it. If the owner before you was, for the sake of argument, mexican, and he has had the dog since he was born. He's been constantly yelling at the dog for months in spanish, then he turns the dog into the pound... now you see where i am going with this. So the dog now is used to hearing spanish and then you get it, and want it to understand english. Don't pressure your dog so much you inconsiderate bastard, he's trying to learn two languages.

Just think about it for a while...