Finally a damn picture on my blog!!
Yes thats Hoover Dam ladies and germs. From my trip to Vegas this summer.

Big Pun

Ok so most of the rap community mourns the loss of 2Pac and Biggie, but you don't hear to much about Big Pun. That to me is a real mystery. The Terror Squad leader was the best at what he did. Fuck what everyone else says about Biggie, yeah he was good and he could flow but i have never heard anyone string together rhymes like Big Pun. One of my favorite lines he ever said was "When you awaken yo' manhood 'll be taken. Faken like you satan when im the rhymin' abomination." I just wish that he hadn't died, but i guess thats what happens when a man starts to weigh in at ove 600lbs. I was just listening to his first cd and thought about how he was talked about so much like the other two guys. I remember the first time i heard him on the Beatnutz album and i though this guy is going to be big... well i guess i was right in more ways than one. His first album had Black Thought, Busta Rhymes, Wyclef, and a few others i can't remember. I guess what im trying to say is that some of the biggest names in hip hop lent their skills and voices to his first album they must have thought he would be great aswell. Anyway just thought i would give my opinion on Big Punisher. Give him a listen if you have never heard of the guy but you like the hip hop, i let two of my best friends hear it and they both went out and got the cd before they gave it back to me.

PC Load Letter, Tha Fuck Does That Mean?!?!?!

We have all had that thought. "Boy my job is boring", I wish something exciting would happen, well be careful what you wish for, you may get it. The cash counter here my branch has been giving me fits recently, so I wish I could order a new one. I was told “not until this one doesn’t work anymore”. Well today during the regular run of currency, the machine was acting up. I asked my VP if he would be witness to the machine malfunction. Thinking all it needed was a good cleaning, we sprayed out the inside with compressed air to clear the dust and such. When I ran another stack of twenty dollar bills thru the counter, IT CAUGHT FIRE!!! No, its not an exaggeration, it actually shot a ball of fire out, smoke and everything. Needless to say I got my wish for a new machine, and possibly the best show an office appliance has ever given. So just be careful what you wish for, you may get it in the weirdest way. OR maybe it was just the machine giving up the ghost and killing itself to the amusment of myself and my boss.

Piss on your blue hat...

First, if you can tell me where that quote came from, please do. I had a friend that used to say it all the time and i have no idea where it came from.

Next, and i can't believe i forgot this. I was driving home last week and there was this old guy walking on the side of the road. I noticed that he was walking towards the bushes, and was looking around as if he were in the jungle hunting for "Charlie". Now im sitting at the stoplight watching this guy (and im sure im not the only one), the light turns green i turn and continue watching him in my side and rear view mirrors. He walks about 5 paces from the road unzips his pants and starts taking a piss right on the side of the road. Now you may be thinking, well thats no big deal it was probably a side road or some back woods town. Well you might think that but you would be wrong. It was on the corner or Parham and Hungry, a pretty big and busy intersection. Not only that but the Police depot. the county Courts buildings, AND the jail are all right on that road less that 100 yards from where Capt. Winky decided he make an appearence. I didn't find it gross or anything like that, actually i found it quite funny that he would have to go so badly that he would do this at a main intersection in the middle of rush hour, not 5 feet from the road and the jail that he could have been put in.

Moral of the story, (and so many others) keep it in your pants unless she asks, or shes sleeping.
BOOOONG!!

Do I Stink?!?!

Why can't i get PBF to hang out? Why won't bill post on the blog that he is on? Who are these women that they are so into? Will I get to meet them? Do i smell bad, or are my friends just avoiding me?

I have a friend that while high once thought that he was retarded and only saw himself as normal b/c his friends treated him like a normal person. Think about it for a second...
If you were retarded and couldn't mentally come to grips with it, but you had friends that treated you as normal because they are great friends to you... it could happen. This is also the same friend that once faked blindness at a Christian camp to get attention when he was about eight.

Funny ain't it.

No Post...

Yeah no posts, been kinda busy and haven't really had that much happen to me recently... sorry for the lameness of this post.

I guess im just posting to say that i have nothing to post about.

Kung Fu Hustle!

So i have to admit, when i saw the commercial for this movie i thought it would be pretty crappy. But when my friend Brian told me about it and how much he liked it, being the Kung Fu movie buff he is... i decided to check it out. Im very glad that i did. My friend Bill and i watched it last night and i think he put it best when he said "Its one of the most purely entertaining movies" we've seen. From the start to the finish you are assaulted with jokes and action and action in the jokes. The fight scenes are awesome, and the comedy bits are hi larry ass. My favorite would have to the be part where the land lady is chasing down the guy who tried to kill her with a knife handle... too funny. The comment on the box really describes the movie perfectly, "Think Kill Bill meets Looney Toons". Very stylish, fast, and just a lot of fun to watch.
I would highly recommend that any fan of the old Kung Fu Comedy style go see it. Great Movie!

Whats the name of that Song!??!!?

So we have Sirius Radio here at the bank. I know what your thinking, no commercials, no ads, no djs, its great... It SUCKS!! We are forced to listen to the most shitty jazz music and "slow jams" all fucking day, Kenny G was on earlier... i wanted to rip my ears off and shove a Q-tip into my brain!! Now there is a song on that just oozes an 80's vibe for some reason. The song is called "Feel So Good" and its by Chuck Mangonie. Never heard of him, neither have I, but if you heard the song you would know.

PBF knows the song im talking about... shew boy.

Waiting...

So i went to the movies this weekend and i saw the new movie Waiting. It stars, well Ryan Renyolds and about 50 other people, most of them you've seen before but don't know the names of. Pretty much the only ones that i can name off the top of my head are Andy Molinaks, that kid that has his own show on MTV (that sucks by the way) and the man, the myth, the BAMF Dane Cook.

The shortest and easiest way to describe the movies plot is "The clerks of 2005", except it's based in a resturant not a Quik Stop. Its a lot of talking, next to no "action" but it is pretty well written and delivered. The only thing that im a little disappointed about is that i think the writers tried to make it TOO much like the "clerks of 2005" and some of the jokes seemed strained. I did however like the fact that the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, the jokes just keep coming rapid fire and i did laugh outloud several times. The movie seriously is in every literal way, one big dick joke. If you see the movie you will know what i mean.

I would reccomend that if you're a fan of stupid but well written comedies, go see it.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

P.S. Watch out for the Goat... Fag.

Holidays are here again...

So the holidays are coming back soon. Normally i would be pretty pissed becuase of the prospect of me working any or all of them from my last job, but not anymore. Thats the perks of having a County job AND working in the banking industry. I now have all major holidays off, and the best part is they are all PAID!!! Columbus day kicks it all off, though im honestly not sure why we get this day off? I mean i understand that if he hadn't come over trying to find "The new lands" we would probably be named after someone else and god knows what other historical events would have changed (like an episode of Quantem Leap).

I hate the fact though that i have to be subjected to the crappy Christmas sale commercials and music and all that for the next 3 months. Can't wait for the "Candy Corn" tornado to blow in too.

Happy Holidays Folks!!

Fuck You Lazy Bluejeans II...

So i posted about someone that i work with a while ago, and i have to post about that person again. If you ever read this you know who you are you Fucking Lazy Asshole.

Said person put in their 2 weeks notice to quit and they had 2 more days left this week they were supposed to work, well they didn't ass. So i couldn't be happier that they will now be recieving just Min. wage for her last check and will not recieve any payment for the over time she may have, b/c she didn't complete her 2 weeks. Serves you fucking right bitch!

Oh and by the way good luck with your new "Club" your trying to open. If you think you had a hard last day at work wait till your first day tyring to run your own business.

State Fair

Not much to report about the fair. It was the usual, smelled bad, too many people, cost too much. But i had fun i guess, i got to go with my Fiance and she had never been before so im sure she had fun.

Ooh yeah and as im walking around with my Friends Jason and his wife Ann, Jason yells out HOLY SHIT!!! And im like what is going on with him, i look up and its Randy Blythe the lead singer from fucking Lamb Of God! He had just past me and all Jason could do was ask to shake his hand.

Sooo that was intresting.