Thursday, August 24, 2006

Don't Shoot!! It's for my Cock!!

Got this story off of CNN.Com today... thought i would share.

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, Illinois, was stopped August 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin's attorney told a Cook County judge Wednesday that Amin whispered that the component was a "pump." The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.
"He told her it's a pump," O'Neill-Burke said. "He's standing with his mother. Of course he's not going to shout this out."
However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb.
Amin is charged with felony disorderly conduct, which could bring a three-year prison sentence if he's convicted. Amin is due back in court September 13
He told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.
"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

Friday, August 18, 2006

Your dog isn't mocking you...

He just doesn't understand you.

Am i the only one that has ever thought about this? If you get a dog that is from the pound, and you take him home and he does something bad, what do you do? You yell at it to stop and don't do that again right. So then two days later he walks into your living room and piddles all over the couch again. Why? Is it because he hates you or because he thought you were being a dick and just wanted to piss on something you like? Maybe, or maybe because he doesn't speak the same language as you.

Think about it. If the owner before you was, for the sake of argument, mexican, and he has had the dog since he was born. He's been constantly yelling at the dog for months in spanish, then he turns the dog into the pound... now you see where i am going with this. So the dog now is used to hearing spanish and then you get it, and want it to understand english. Don't pressure your dog so much you inconsiderate bastard, he's trying to learn two languages.

Just think about it for a while...


Thursday, August 17, 2006

Random!!!

Random things i want to Blog about but don't have a chance to yet...

1.) Curb-Feelers on an SUV.

2.) Dogs might not speak your language.

3.) Cheesecake better than Sex?

4.) Celebrities that need a punch in the dick.

5.) Eating VapoRub could harm a fetus!

When i have a chance to sit down and organize my thoughts i will talk more about these topics, but for now, just wonder what the hell i am thinking.

Shake and Bake Baby!!!

The Ballad of Ricky Bobby... Will Ferrell as a NASCAR Driver, Nuff Said!

Saw this movie the other night and i have to say that it is probably the funniest movie i have seen since Anchorman. (made by the same folks too) Don't get me wrong i know a little further down the page i raved about how funny Clerks II was, and it was damn funny, but i don't think there was a scene in this entire movie that i didn't laugh so hard it hurt. Seriously! It really is just that damn funny. The wife loved it as well and she hated Anchorman. Everyone in this movie is great, and as usual there were a million cameo appearences, even Elvis Costello and Mos Def show up at some point.

Bottom line do yourself a favor and go see this movie, b/c "If you ain't first, you're last!"

Monday, August 14, 2006

Wahoo McDaniels was there...

Well the house is still standing.

The party was this weekend, and i think everything went pretty well, almost everyone showed up that was invited (I'm Looking your way Dharmini) and everyone got along and had a good time. I got to see some people that i hadn't hung out with in a while, some in years!! I got to use my grill a lot and everyone loved the house. All in all i think the party was a complete success.

Now we are gearing up for the same party this weekend except with the family (and a lot less Booze).

Good news is that we raised enough money this year to have the same party next year!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

New Blogs I Found

So these will probably be added to my links in the coming days but i just wante to put them up for everyone to see b/c most are too funny to miss:

Chewbacca - http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/ God Damn Genius!

Drunk People - http://youdrunkashell.blogspot.com/ Yeah its people FUCKED UP!!

Drunk Munky - http://thedrunkmunky.blogspot.com/ Random Stuff Really Funny.

Cu - http://cu-cu.blogspot.com/ Ass... Lots of Ass.

What time is it?!?!!?

That'r right... it's time for a party.

It's An Ordinary Day...

Nothing really important to blog about. But everyone should do themselves a favor and watch Minoriteam sunday nights at like 12:30am. Too damn funny to miss!!