Boys Night er... Weekend Out!!

So one of my best friends Brian is getting married next weekend and we are going on a weekend retreat to an island in the bay for his party. Gonna be a lazy weekend, nothing but fishin' crabin' and drinkin'. Private cabin lots of fish crabs and booze... i can't wait.

So i won't be posting this weekend since i will have no access to anything electronic, except my phone, its gonna be sweet.

Even though it will be a guy weekend i can still hear Bart Simpson in my head from that "Gay Man" Episode. " I dunno, bunch of guys going off in the woods... sounds kinda gay to me."

Fuck it!
Check you bitches lata!!!

... With out my Radio

Can't go anywhere without my radio. God I Love my Sirius Radio!!

So Much To Blog... So Little Time!

Ok so where to start?

Like a couple of weeks ago i went and saw the new Batman movie "Batman Begins". I don't really have a lot of time to go into great detail about the movie, but its bomb ass. If you saw the last 3 and wanted to stab your eyes out with a straw you will like these. A complete departure from all the previous movies. Great Film. Go see it!

Next: I bought some dvd's (Whoo Hoo!)

The Happy Tree Friends Collections (AB) and (A-); mini dvd collectors edition.

If you don't know who they are, the Happy Tree Friends are cute woodland animals that have very very very very very twisted adventures, and things happen to them. (like one is a vietnam vet that has flasbacks and kills everyone, another is a candy addict that has the shakes)
Do yourself a favor and watch G4 on Fridays at 7pm and catch their weekley viewing of an episode on Attack of the Show. Trust me its great stuff for those of you (like me) with a very sick twisted sense of humor)

Sealab 2021: 3rd Season.
I think i blogged about the second season on this before but again do yourself a favor and Check out the Adult Swim lineup and watch every episode of everyshow, its worth it.
The 3rd season is great my only dissapointment was the fact that Capt. Murphy is no longer on the show, but that is due to his voice actor dying (RIP Fignuts). The new Capt is kinda funny but just not in the same way, though after watching him for a few episodes he was getting quite crazy and funny.

Still more... YES! Shut the Fuck Up!!

I bought (with my birthday G/C)
*deep Breath*
Unreal Championship 2: The Liandri Conflict for Xbox.
Its a first person shooter in the vein of Doom, but with a twist. Its ment to be played with a lot of people online but you can also play alone with no online *sigh*.
The different modes are what make the game so fun. Like Capture the Flag, Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Overdose (kinda like football). And then the Tournament, which is the point of the game, to be the best in killing others. Fun for all ages (not really).

Thats enough for one post. Peace, Balls!

Evil PURE Evil!!!

My hit couter was just at 666! Just thought i would share... its Evil you know.

Keep this party ROCKIN' !!!

Like the post said, yesterday was my birthday. I am now 27 years old... yikes. That means i have been out of Highschool for 10 years now! Well thats as depressed as im going to get on this post, now for the good stuff.

For my birthday from my Fiance' (that still sounds weird) i got the new Sirius Sportster Replay, Radio for my truck. Its the bomb!! I've wanted to get one for a while and now i have one and i just want to sit in my car all day and listen to music. I simply had to get one because the radio stations around Richmond (as most of the people know that live around here) Suck Big Fat Balls!!! So instead of listening to cds for 12 months out of the year, i can now listen to COMMERCIAL FREE radio and hear music that is actually new. NOT the crap that's on the radio that they "claim" is "Latest Hits From Your Favorite Bands", when all they play is the same old Linkin' Park, Kelly Clarkson, and Air Supply crap! Let me repeat this b/c all my friend will be stunned by this statment, I Love My Radio Now! Installing the radio was a snap and with in seconds of recieveing my signal from the heavens above the first song i was blessed with hearing was Dimmu Borgir, doing a cover of the old Twisted Sister song, "Burn In Hell"! Great song by the way and a "hell" of a way to start my subscription to Sirius.

I also went to Kabuto's Japanese Steakhouse for dinner, which my "wife-to-be" also paid for, for my birthday. Awesome dinner, great meal, an alright show... not as good as it could have been but it did end with a rather funny story. There was a group of 5 people sitting at our table about my age and they were playing a joke on one of their friends. They wanted the waitstaff to come out and sing Happy Birthday to him. As a joke now... it wasn't his birthday, but they ordered him a slice of cheesecake, and a show. Well they came out sang Happy Birthday to him, then left. After the singers were gone, they were all laughing about it not really being his birthday... so i spoke up and said "Well it actually is mine." they then laughed even harder and proceeded to give me the $9.00 slice of cheesecake they ordered him, for free. I got a free dinner, and a free slice of cheesecake from a group of complete strangers, plus Sirius Radio and some other gifts... It was a great birthday to say the least. Thanks!!

Happy Birthday Fucker!!

Can't really blog a lot now, its my birthday and im mad busy at work.
Wish me happy birthday... don't be a dick!!

Viva La Bam!!!

For those of you that don't know me or that have been reading my blog with your eyes closed, i love a certain show on Mtv. Viva La Bam is the name and hilarity is the game.

Let me however set the record straight before everyone starts saying "Oh you just started liking the show, you don't know dick about the background of Bam or CKY!"

To all of you... Fuck you You Fuckin Fucks!!!

Most of my friends and family know that i have been a fan of CKY for quite a while, before they blew up and before BAM was a household name. I found a song of CKY way back in the day right before JackAss was a big hit. The song turned out to be from a independent little know band called cKy (or for the older fans, Camp Kill Yourself). Acutally it was Brandon Dicamillo doing the vocals (Chinese Freestyle). But thats another story. Iactually own all the "cKy dvd's". thats all the movies that bam made before he got hooked up with Johnny Knoxville, and before his show. I guess some would consider me a "Superfan" if you want to use that term i don't like it but i guess it fits. Now on to my point...

Viva La Bam is a great show. I know somepeople don't like it b/c they think its nonsense and has no entertaining qualitys to it, but i disagree. Watching everthing that he does to his family , his friends and random other people, kills me. Besides that the movie he made about Dunn's Ex-girlfriend is great, not only because it is funny as hell , but you should really watch the movie just for the visual style that he has. I hope that one day i can make movies or videos that will stand out in peoples minds as much as what he has done.

If you have never seen the show and you like random comedy, do yourself a favor and check out the show. I would highly recommend that you have an open mind when approaching the show, they can be very crude and crass, but its all for the love of a good laugh. For more on him check out his site www.bammargera.com

Pay Attention YO!!!

Had quite the intresting weekend last weekend. First of all, i purposed to my girlfriend, and get this, she said Yes! Crazy huh?!? I can't believe that i met a girl like her. We've been dating for about a year and a half now and i can honestly say that about 2 months into the relationship i knew that she was the one for me. Mindy is the greatest, i met her thru a mutial friend of ours who actually said that she didn't hook us up earlier b/c she thought we wouldn't be good for each other (she was wrong). I really just have to say that she always makes me feel very safe and comfortable when im around her i feel like a million bucks. We have a lot of friends in common so that makes hanging out with friends easier, and i know that my family loves her very much, she gets invited to most family functions before even i do... and its my family. What can i say im madly in love with her, everything about her.

Thats only part of my exciting weekend...

I was almost arrested, no scratch that i should have been arrested but my parents (my father mainly b/c of his long standing relationship with the fire dept. and police dept.)
Here's how the story goes. I had just purposed to my g/f and we were leaving to go to a big party. I went to my local WaWa and got gas, now i usualy pay at the pump to avoid all the White Trash and Mexicans i possibly can. Today however Mindy wanted a drink and i needed a gatoraid, so i went inside to pay. Got my drinks, paid up and left. Long story short 2 hours later and miles from the store my phone rings and my mother proceeds to yell at me that there is a police officer at my house to arrest me!!! I thought she was joking until the officer got on the phone and explained what had happened. The girl never charged me for my gas and i didn't pay attention (had other things on my mind at the time). So being that the officer was a nice guy (thats a switch) and not some Asshole hot shot rookie, he let it slide so long as someone went to the WaWa and paid for my gas. Which my father did (thanks pops) and the ordeal was over. But as the officer told me, had he not known my father, or my parents not had been there, or i hadn't been able to answer my phone... i would have either been arrested on the spot or had a warrent put out for my arrest. Great News!! It's funny now, but i was not laughing at all on that day. At least my Fiance and myself now have a very intresting story to remember the day we got engaged.

So Puffy waaaaas right....

Mo Money = Mo Problems.

I got the new position at my work, Im now the senior teller manager and it means that i get more money, why, because i have way more responability. I have to make sure that all my tellers do their job in a timely manner, go to lunch on time and get back on time. Also i have to check, balance, and fill all three of the atms we have. Its not that hard of a job but it can be pretty stressful when you have no idea what your doing and someone just tells you to start doing it. I like to think of it as having someone take you up in a plane and pushing you out then saying "Hey, you can fly right?". I really do like my job and im happy that i have the oppertunity to move up in my company. Don't get me wrong i like the fact that they trust me enough (after only 2 months) to give me the job and i really like making more money, but DAMN! I'll get used to it after a while, i have one more week of "training" before im on my own for real and there will be hardly anyone to help me.

... But i still like it more than my old job =)

I did get a new couple games for my XboX. I bought an oldie but a goodie, Burnout 3 Takedown, and Medal of Honor European Assault.

Burnout 3 Takedown, FUCKING AWESOME!!! Basically its a racing game at heart, but you also get major bonus' for taking out your opponet (hence the Takedown) in a race. Then you have another part of the game that is just called Crash. It's pretty simple, as the announcer describes, Speed + Crash = Bonus. Get going as fast as you can then find an intersection cause a crash and get money. Its insanely simple and super fun. Get This Game!!

Medal of Honor: European Assault, brings the game back to the way things used to be in the series, Filled with Tension. This time you play as part of a "Squad" butthey aren't worth a crap, no intelligence and don't back you up at all. Other than that the game is sweet, you will find yourself getting very nervous running around in trying not to get shot b/c you will die very very easy. The game does introduce a new cover system where you can hide behinde boxes walls anything and everything and peak out to take people out. Get used to hiding behind things it will happen a lot. If you want a good first person shooter its a good one, not on the level of Doom 3, or the original MOH but its damn close.

... oh yeah balls.