McFuckin' Stupids

So this rant isn't so much against McDonald's as is is the people that frequent their establishments. 

Today i go out for a late lunch b/c i was working off site until about 2pm. I roll up behind this Huge SUV of some sort and the lady driving starts off by saying the one thing that i have never understood in 1. a Drive thru and 2. a McDonald's Drive Thru. She says to the speaker, "Can you give me a minute? I'm not sure what i want yet." 

Ok so you are in the DRIVE THRU, that is ment to be a faster way of getting your food and you are holding people up b/c you can't make a choice of meals that HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE 1952!!!! Are you fucking serious!?!?!?! McDonald's prides itself on being the same damn meals in the US and in Japan, and in Russia... why don't you know what you want.

Then she finally figures out what she wants. While placing the order she proceeds to change every God Damn item she orders with "hold the (whatever), and extra (something)". Not only that but she orders the combos, and she has to say "SuperSize" to each of them. Which brings me to my next couple of points. You are already over weight, maybe take it down a notch. and second the menu doesn't even say "Supersize" anymore. You order them by just "Size", small medium, or large.

Ok so the worst is over right... wrong. Then once she proceeds around the building and pays. I actually witnessed probably one of, if not THE most moronic thing ever in a drive thru. Upon receiving her food, she then asks the lady whos only job it is to hand you your damn food... wait for it... ... "How does the Monopoly game work?" W T F!!!

This game has been going on since i can remember being able to drive to McDonald's and place my own damn order (about 13 years now) and you JUST NOW WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS!!!!! 

So then i watch as the worker goes thru the "Game board" and explains that you take the tickets... look i won't explain it here b/c you probably know. But seriously i sat there thru the entire story, all the while the line behind me is growing and growing, and people other than myself are getting pissed.

One more reason that society as a whole is getting fatter and dumber every damn day. 

On the up side i won a free medium fry!!

Unwanted Trip Down Memory Lane...

Ok so i first have to admit something that makes me feel much like a Heroin addict or a Total Alcoholic. . . I used to be REALLY into the Insane Clown Posse. Ugh! there i said it... i feel totally weird about even thinking that, but it's true. That being said the next thing i have to say is. . .

If all you "Juggalos" out there start hating on me Fuck you!! I was down with the clown before most of you were even fucking born. I used to listen to Carnival Of Carnage (on tape) in my shitty '77 Nova back in high school! Don't go thinking that you have some right to them that no one else does... I drank Fago, and used to know every word to every shitty basement track (Dog Beats) song they had... 

Ugh!! Now that, all that is out of my system again. I recently (for whatever God Aweful reason) went back and listened to my old cds and tapes, and STILL remember most of the words to the songs. They are still really childish "rap artists" and i really don't know what drew me to them except that they were funny as hell to listen to with friends. 

One thing that always bothered me was the "bounce clap" that is EVERY SINGLE SONG they ever did. Once you pay attention to the fact that it is there you will never be able to hear anything else. I used to talk to a girl that lived in Detroit (props InDaHaugh) and she pointed it out to me and now i can't get it out of my head. 

I don't know why i was thinking about this but there ya go. I was an ICP fan back in the day, but then i grew up and realized that there are much better groups to listen to out there... BUT i still enjoy playing a song or two and laugh.... but to all those people out there that have the Hatchet men on their cars, or all the Jokers Cards tattooed on them, i will leave you with two things. One i probably knew about them before you, don't kid yourself. and Two, you will grow up one day and realize you aren't going to be able to paint your face the rest of your life and be in anyway able to relate with the rest of (or any other part of) the general public.

Oh and Big Money Hustlas... still hilarious!!!