McFuckin' Stupids

So this rant isn't so much against McDonald's as is is the people that frequent their establishments. 

Today i go out for a late lunch b/c i was working off site until about 2pm. I roll up behind this Huge SUV of some sort and the lady driving starts off by saying the one thing that i have never understood in 1. a Drive thru and 2. a McDonald's Drive Thru. She says to the speaker, "Can you give me a minute? I'm not sure what i want yet." 

Ok so you are in the DRIVE THRU, that is ment to be a faster way of getting your food and you are holding people up b/c you can't make a choice of meals that HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE 1952!!!! Are you fucking serious!?!?!?! McDonald's prides itself on being the same damn meals in the US and in Japan, and in Russia... why don't you know what you want.

Then she finally figures out what she wants. While placing the order she proceeds to change every God Damn item she orders with "hold the (whatever), and extra (something)". Not only that but she orders the combos, and she has to say "SuperSize" to each of them. Which brings me to my next couple of points. You are already over weight, maybe take it down a notch. and second the menu doesn't even say "Supersize" anymore. You order them by just "Size", small medium, or large.

Ok so the worst is over right... wrong. Then once she proceeds around the building and pays. I actually witnessed probably one of, if not THE most moronic thing ever in a drive thru. Upon receiving her food, she then asks the lady whos only job it is to hand you your damn food... wait for it... ... "How does the Monopoly game work?" W T F!!!

This game has been going on since i can remember being able to drive to McDonald's and place my own damn order (about 13 years now) and you JUST NOW WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS!!!!! 

So then i watch as the worker goes thru the "Game board" and explains that you take the tickets... look i won't explain it here b/c you probably know. But seriously i sat there thru the entire story, all the while the line behind me is growing and growing, and people other than myself are getting pissed.

One more reason that society as a whole is getting fatter and dumber every damn day. 

On the up side i won a free medium fry!!

Unwanted Trip Down Memory Lane...

Ok so i first have to admit something that makes me feel much like a Heroin addict or a Total Alcoholic. . . I used to be REALLY into the Insane Clown Posse. Ugh! there i said it... i feel totally weird about even thinking that, but it's true. That being said the next thing i have to say is. . .

If all you "Juggalos" out there start hating on me Fuck you!! I was down with the clown before most of you were even fucking born. I used to listen to Carnival Of Carnage (on tape) in my shitty '77 Nova back in high school! Don't go thinking that you have some right to them that no one else does... I drank Fago, and used to know every word to every shitty basement track (Dog Beats) song they had... 

Ugh!! Now that, all that is out of my system again. I recently (for whatever God Aweful reason) went back and listened to my old cds and tapes, and STILL remember most of the words to the songs. They are still really childish "rap artists" and i really don't know what drew me to them except that they were funny as hell to listen to with friends. 

One thing that always bothered me was the "bounce clap" that is EVERY SINGLE SONG they ever did. Once you pay attention to the fact that it is there you will never be able to hear anything else. I used to talk to a girl that lived in Detroit (props InDaHaugh) and she pointed it out to me and now i can't get it out of my head. 

I don't know why i was thinking about this but there ya go. I was an ICP fan back in the day, but then i grew up and realized that there are much better groups to listen to out there... BUT i still enjoy playing a song or two and laugh.... but to all those people out there that have the Hatchet men on their cars, or all the Jokers Cards tattooed on them, i will leave you with two things. One i probably knew about them before you, don't kid yourself. and Two, you will grow up one day and realize you aren't going to be able to paint your face the rest of your life and be in anyway able to relate with the rest of (or any other part of) the general public.

Oh and Big Money Hustlas... still hilarious!!!

Freak of the week...

Wanna see the most disgusting apt on the planet?

Click the link and see for yourself.

This is totally safe for work, nothing that will offend anyone, or anything like that. However you will be totally and utterly grossed out by this, unless it's your place, and in that case, SHAME ON YOU!!

New Section/ New Blog

So i have come to realize that i really need a freelance game/dvd review job. I wrote reviews for dvds and games at my old job (that was read by maybe three people given the job)So what i will start doing is go back thru my back catalog of my games and dvds and give a short or some long reviews. I would love for this page to be found by someone anyone that can point me in the direction of an actual paying job doing this.

It won't happen right off the bat, b/c i have to go back thru my memory of games and think of what games are worthy of me to talk about. I know that no one is reading this (which is kinda self serving, and crazy) but on the odd chance that anyone actually checks this page this will be coming soon.

Thanks to Jeff and Ryan at Giantbomb for the inspiration to do this.

Mystery Science Theater 3000

In honor of the fact that i now have EVER MST3K episode ever (yes all 199 of them). These are two really great montages of MST3K.

The first is a Montage from Space Mutiny, all the names they called the "Beefy" guy that was the lead.


The second is a montage of girls from a lot of the episodes. i don't think it is from any certain season.

Wii

So the title to this video is "Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit". Now based on the girl that is in this video i would back that statement up 100%. Seeing my wife on the balance board in her undies doing this, i am totally down for (and may even try to get that going). However... there are exceptions to the rule. And i don't think i want to see those.

For the record I had this up before it hit a million and before she was on TRL... and she isn't as cute as her ass would lead you to believe, sorry.

It's The Bombing Of Canada!!

This is a video we [my friends and I] did a long time ago. I just recently started uploading things on YouTube and this is still a fan favorite!

Hello? Is this thing still on?!?!

Wow! Been quite a while. So what's new uh, well quite a lot really!

In order of the way they happened. As the post before showed i have been playing on LIVE for quite a while and recently started playing with the OS Brotherhood. Well after several months of getting to know everyone and vice versa, i have now become an Associate Member. One step closer to being a full member. Kinda nice to know that i will have people that i can usually find someone online most anytime that i can play with that isn't a complete douche.

Second, and this is a big one... WE SOLD THE HOUSE!!!
God months, just about a year in fact has gone by since we started this whole process. We have a contract on our house, and we also have found a house to buy... So that means we are finally moving from this Townhouse into a REAL house. I can paint and i can move things around, knock out walls, do what ever i want to (with the wife's consent) to the house. Big news...

Uhh, on a lighter less bigish news, I joined Gamefly. Since i am addicted to videogames, this is a nice addition to my cause... cause now i have a pusher for my addiction. I get three games and i can have them for as long as i want play them (or not) and send em back... well you probably know the drill. Anyway it's great. I can finally catch up on all the games that i have missed b/c i have been saving money for other things. Also i get dibs on most of the new games that come out right off the bat.

I think that is all the news i have, unless i think of something else during the day.

Oh and i have almost finished my MST3K collection. I only need to get seasons 4,5,6 and some of the specials. The collection now is well over 100 episodes.