Um... wait... What!?!?

So can anyone tell me why this "Crazy Frog" thing is still around. Who the FUCK is buying these songs they play commercials for on tv. I saw one a long time ago and thought it was a joke, seriously. I thought some one had snuck into my house laced my drink with LSD and then subjected me to some sort of mental test. I mean come on, who is watching tv at night and says to themselves, "Hey, you know i have only two friends but wouldn't it be great instead of making new friends or actually going out in public and being social with the general population. What if i were to call this thing on tv pay the $4.99 for this sweet ringtone that will not only annoy anyone within a 5 mile radius but also solidify my entrance into the hall of loser fuck-o's AND piss off the two friends that i have to the point that they stop being nice and just stop being my friends!" Sweet...

And why does this thing have an effen CD? As if the ringtones weren't bad enough. Why would anyone being of sound mind walk thru a store and knowingly pick this up and actually pay money for it. Then turn around get in their Dodge Dart, and put it in the cd... wait no dodge dart has a cd player in it... hold on.... ok. Then turn around and get in their 84 Mustang and pop this into the cd player and crank this shit up on the road. If i was in the car with someone that actually owned this cd and they were playing it, first i would make a point never to be seen with them again, then i would punch them in the face, then i would take the cd and break it up into small pieces and feed it to said un-friend.

Fuck the crazy frog... fuck him right in the ear.

Hey Scott....

FAAAAAAAT!!

Whitney was wrong...

Remember what Whitney said... "Crack is wack!"

Well if people high on crack were as funny as Tyrone, people would be disgusted AND laughing at cracky on the side of the road given a gummer for some rock instead of just being disgusted.

VT Tragedy...

Can't say that i ever attended classes there, but just about everyone that i know either went there or had someone close to them that did. Everyone was affected by this horrible act, most of us indirectly but the pain is still the same.

Today was the "Maroon Effect" day, and everyone was asked to wear something to honor those lost at Tech. Just driving around town today i saw A LOT of people out there that were either sporting orange or burgundy in some way. Either on their car or wearing some sort of ribbon or clothing. The one thing that i did notice is, I don't think people ( at least most) are doing this to get attention or to fit in. I know right after 911 you weren't "Patriotic" if you didn't have an American Flag on your car, but i think most people had no connection to the fact that hundreds of people died that day, they were just slapping a USA sticker on the car to be like the guy they parked next to at the mall. I don't feel that this is the same thing. There is something different about the support for tech. Maybe b/c its a college that was in my state, or maybe b/c half my friends either went there or had friends or family that did or still do. Something just feels different about all this to me. It's like people actually care... could that be? Somewhere deep down do the people of Va. actually have a caring bone in them.

I have ranted a lot ... A LOT, about people that live in this state. Maybe there is a glimmer of hope, if we can all pull together and get behind the families that were involved in this event, maybe there is hope for us all...

Yeah i'm getting kinda mushy about this but i just keep thinking that if it had happened like a couple of years ago i might have lost some of my very close friends. That to me is very scary. Anyway i thought i needed to say something about all this in my own words.

To all the families of all the victims involved, you truly are in our hearts and prayers. I hope that everyone out there will never forget this week, and remember everyone that was slain in the best of ways, b/c im sure that is the way they would want to be remembered.

How Not To Be Seen...

Take one part Halo, and one part Monty Python's Flying Circus, and mix. What you get is something that makes the dork in everyone happy.




Great stuff!!