I Like to Eat the Turkey in a Big Brown Shoe...

Thanksgiving is on the way... Tomorrow actually, and i can't wait to eat myself into a Turkey-Coma. This year will be a first, i won't be spending it with my family... Im a little sad. In 27 years i have never spent a holiday away from home. On the up side though i will be able to spend it wil my fiance, and her family which should be fun. I will be Driving/Riding in a car for the next 12 or so hours so that sucks, but again on the up side i could be snowed in when i get to Farmington hills Mi, and that could be fun.

Going to Grandma's in Ohio and then the rest of the family in Farmington Hills. I've been there before but not in the winter, its going to be brutally cold i can tell. oh well at least i can eat myself stupid.

Hope everyone else has a great Thanksgiving. For those of you i won't see on ThanksGiving, pour some gravy out for your missing homie. Peace!

"Better Get A Bucket..."

So this elderly lady just came thru my line and said the most God-awful disgusting thing to me i think i have ever heard anyone say. I asked if she needed anything and she asked if we had a bathroom she could use. I paused a split second (cause we don't have a public restroom) and she promptly replied, "Oh thats ok i'll just go out to the car and sit on it." ...

Good night ladies and gentlemen!

"Hot Enough For Ya?"

Uh... why is it almost the middle of November and im going to bed with the windows open? No Im not crazy (no matter what the voices tell me) its probably b/c its been oh around 70 almost everyday for the past 2 weeks. I wore a jacket for like 2 days then i thought i was going to have to start wearing shorts to work again or something. This weather is fucking crazy. The worst part is you know this ain't going to last and when the shit finally does hit the fan its going to be cold as balls. Probably a lot of snow to follow that. (sorry Kenner Folks i'll pour out some for my homies on that one)

Speaking of which, why is it that around here if two snowflakes fall in the same hour people fucking flip out? ( Oh im winding up for this rant its going to be great!) Seriously you would think that the fucking sky was falling from all the idiots that will call and say "Don't you know its snowing i can't come to work!", or the really lazy people that will call before the snow even starts and say they won't be in tomorrow b/c they are CALLING for snow. Fuck you!!
And whats with the rich fuckers that drive these expensive SUV's or trucks and don't want to drive in the snow. THAT's WHAT THEY WERE MADE FOR YOU ASS!!! God that pisses me off to no fucking end. Not being able to drive in snow is not an excuse when you own a 30 thousand dollar truck that can drive to the top of Mt. Everest. Just admit that your fucking lazy and are looking for any reason not to go to work. Hey i'll admit it. Now that i don't have to worry about being super busy on snow days, bring it on, i want to stay home and do nothing. But if i do have to go to work, i'll jump in my truck turn on the 4wheel drive and fucking drive it. I did it before in a Cavalier (thats a car... 2wheel drive). So don't whine about not being able to get out of your driveway, unless you have (like myself) been locked in your driveway by a 3 foot wall of snow that the plow just dumped there.

To all those that i left behind at Keener... This one is for you! I feel your pain, i was in the trenches for 6 years. I know the pain. Just hope for pizza and sandwiches and everything will be ok.

Scott... Chang??!!??

I think I was Chinese in a past life. I just love the culture and the music so much. When i hear a song from that part of the world that sounds like it was written in more classical times i just feel so relaxed and happy. Call me crazy but i think i was maybe a shoalin warrior... nah my Kung Fu is not so great.