Fuck You Lazy BlueJeans...

Why do people have to be lazy? If your sick on a Monday don't come into work talking about how you can't wait for the 3 day weekend, YOU JUST HAD ONE you lazy fuck! Don't cry to me about how long your week feels and don't tell me about how you have to do so much this week. I had to cover for your lazy no-working ass on monday! Two things I can't stand in the working world, Lazyness, and Stupidity! or any combination of the two. Just come to work like you're PAID to do. Do your job. Read directions on things and go home. wait a few hours or so and start again. I feel Bri-Dogs pain i used to work with him afterall and i know how stupid people can call in when they are "sick" and then show up the day after perfectly fine. Or worse they will go all day talking about a party they are going to then call in the next morning talking about how sick they are and can't come in. FUCK YOU!! You lazy good for nothing shit you don't deserve the paycheck you got and you shouldn't be able to come back to work again. Learn some responsibility then try again. and don't ever try to tell me about why i should do my job or how i could do it better. Eat shit and blow goats you cock smoking retard...

Ahhhh.. i feel better now.. thanks for listening. You stay classy San Diego!

Execute Plan 66!!

So today i went and saw the latest and final movie in the Starwars saga, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I went into it with medium expectations, only because i didn't get the complete enjoyment out of Episode I and II. I am happy to say that i was very suprised and happy. Not only was it not the movie i thought it was going to be, it was much much better. Even if your a Starwars superfan, and you didn't like this or the other 2, im pretty sure that most everyone will agree that this movie summed up the series and answered A LOT of unanswered questions. Even very small questions like why C3PO doesn't know ArTo. Most everyone that went into the movie already knew how the movie was run, including myself, but its great to see the story we already know put on film. Im not saying its the greatest of the series (Empire still holds that position) it seems a little long at times, but i think it all works for the movie. The Fanboys will love the movie if only to catch the small almost insignifigant little sections of the movie, like the way you can tell how the ships evolved, the creatures, and even the music. The first time that Darth Vader is uttered at a name the Empire Death march is played in the background. I loved the movie and will tell everyone that is any type of fan, to go see the movie. I now have to let my girlfriend watch about 9 hours of George Lucas' opus since she has never seen one of these movies in its entirety.

New @ E3

Ok so like i said before im going to keep posting about E3 until im done with it... which i guess will be today but i know i haven't seen all the reruns on G4. So the new thing that caught my eye the other day is the new Gameboy "micro". Its about the size of a Nokia cell phone. it can play all the Gameboy advance games, and looks damn sexy (if you can use that to describe electronic equipment). Most everyone that i listened to from the E3 floor was asking why did they come out with another gameboy that doesn't do anything different... but who cares. That thing is sweet, and it truly "Fits in your pocket". if the price point isn't too high i'll definatly look into selling off my SP and getting the new one. Speaking of getting the new one,,,

The New PS3 is fucking awesome!!
Some of the cooler aspects of the system, it supports Blueray DVD technology (10X's the capacity of a normal DVD) also it has Wifi tech, Bluetooth, and supports up to 7 contollers (why im not sure yet) also it has space for a removeable hardrive, 6 count em 6 USB ports, and a space for the regular memory cards aswell as the memory stick pro duo. Not to mention the fact that you can use your PS3 as a land line connection to play your PSP from anywhere in the world, and its backwards compatable. Meaning you can play any playstation game in the sony library. Im very impressed, very impressed. the downside (like you didn't know this was coming) the price of the new PS3 (is estimated) to be around $500, but if you consider all that it can do and the fact that the Blueray dvd player by itself is about the same price, its still not that expensive. More to follow...

America, FUCK YEAH!!

So it was "Dvduesday" the other day and I got the "Team America World Police - Unrated" Dvd.
Oh man, if you are a fan of South Park, or BaseketBall, or Orgazmo, or anything else that Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done, you have to get this movie. I saw it in the theater when it was out this past summer and watching it again at home was just as funny. I didn't really see much that was "Unrated" except for the sex scene, which now involved Scat, and a Golden shower. For those of you that have no idea about this movie, its an Action Comedy, but only comedy b/c it completly done with puppets... yeah puppets. You will laugh your ass off the first time you see one walk across the screen. The cuss they fight they fuck, they puke... yeah thats a funny scene. It really is a great movie. Well worth the money that your going to shell out for the film. I would recomend it to anyone that is a fan of comedy.

Game Dorks of the World Unite!

Thats right as of Monday, E3 2005 started!! Now anyone that knows me knows that im a HUGE game dork. So this is my thoughts so far, I've only seen a little that i have been able to chatch on G4 but so far all i can say is WOW. the new PS3, Fucking Sweet!! It's gonna do a shit load of things and it looks pretty sweet too. Not to mention the new games (some old just revamped) look simply beautiful. Also impressive is the new Xbox "360". But really in all honest, looking at the games that were displayed (in real time, not pre rendered) on the PS3 and on Xbox 360... i have to give the nod to PS3. Watching the Fight Night Demo played in the tech demo portion of the show was AMAZING!! Seeing the faces of the fighters actually show emotion (unlike the "Emotion Engine" for the PS2) and seeing one fighter take a punch and watching his face ripple as the shock from the punch go thru his face was unbelieveable. Needless to say i will be talking about this a lot thruout the coming week. Stay tuned faithful viewers, there will be more.

Beer School... Great Idea.

So i went to Busch Gardens this past weekend. i haven't been there in at least 15 years, it was great. I was like a little kid again running around going on all the rides i could and really having fun. Then i discovered ther was a "Big Kid" school there... Beer school! Get this, you sign up for classes then you go in watch a 15min video and then they give you free samples... seriously. Free Beer! Im not a drunk or anything but getting free beer is great. So if you get the chance to go to your local Busch Gardens, take it. and if your old enough, go to beer school.

Death Before Dishonor

First off this isn't directed towards any of my friends or coworkers or family, this is just a general rant against stupid and rude fuckers in the world.

Whatever happen to loyalty?!?!? Honor, you know things like that? Everyone is only about self now. If it makes my life easier, even at the cost of everyone else around me, so be it. Fuck everyone else do what you like. Back in the days of knights and "wizards" there was a natural order of things. You had to earn respect from your peers and from your elders. You started out as a squire and then you worked your way up until you were worthy of the position of a knight. And while Im on the subject, RESPECT... you earn it. I don't care if im 26 and your 13 or 79, if you don't give respect to EVERYONE, then don't expect any back. I absolutly hate it when some old asshole roles up on ya and trys telling me what to do or that i need to respect him. Naw first off i'll give you respect when you treat me with some, otherwise you can suck an ass. I don't give a fuck about how long you been on this earth or how old you are. That is why some people don't treat the elderly with respect, because you think your better than everyone simply because your OLD!!! I love my grandparents and treat them with the utmost repsect, not just beacuse they are family, but because they treat me with respect. they don't think they are better than anyone and they still do (way more than they should) things for people around them both young and old. So this message goes out to all the old people that think "youngsters" are there to serve them... Chill the fuck out! Why take the last few years you have on this planet and piss everyone off that ain't cool.

Reviews Continue

Today I shall review, "Jade Empire" for the Microsoft Xbox.
First off this game is mad crazy sweet. Its very involved. You start out in a Kung Fu school in Random country and are a promising young student that has a destiny, not yet revealed. Like every other game something happens and you are called upon to go on a fantastic journey to save your school and your Master. Nothing that different about the game so far, that is unless you count the beautiful grafics and the epic soundtrack. This game is brought to you by the same people that did KOTOR (thats Knights of the Old Republic, for those of you that have no clue what that means, an amazing Star Wars game that won numerous awards from everyone.) I don't want to go into to great of detail about the plot because it is really better to find it out as the story unfolds than to read it from me, but i digress. Bottom line is that if you are a fan of role playing games and have an Xbox then it would serve you well to go get this game and play it for several hours. I give it two thumbs up.

Cinco De Mayo

Ariiiba Ariiiba!!! Lets get piss drunk senior! Aye no me gusta! Una cervesa por favor! No Mas!! Donde Esta el bano!!

Yeah Im pretty sure one, if not all, of those things were said in most spanish conversations yesterday.
Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone... why do we celebrate that again??

Shopper Beware!!!

So Im in Circuit City this past weekend, Sunday I think it was, just having a look around and seeing whats new. I happen upon "God of War" for PS2, which sucked me in and i began to play it for about 10 mins. Now as im sitting there this guy comes up to me and asks what im playing, what system its on and if its any good. Not that big a deal just usual gamer speak, but something felt wrong. So, in game, i die. I get up to leave and he follows me, hmm... thats odd, and he's still talking. Asking me question about my life and where i went to school and what i want to do with my life. What is this guy, a traveling guidance councelor? Fuck off dude im just trying to have a relaxing shopping experience and your screwing that up!! The worst part is he asks me, "have you ever thought about starting a business of your own?" FUCK YEAH i have!! But am i willing to talk to you, a guy that approached me, in a circuit city, wearing a backpack, that looks like you just got off the bus from middle school... Hells No!! And this is not the first time this has happened. Numerous times even. I even went so far as lying to the guy telling him that i graduated from college and had a degree and didn't know what i wanted to do. Told him i was married and just recently got a government job and wasn't planning on making anymore big decisions in my life. Plus if i wanted to talk to someone about that i would, do it during the week for one, and probably would be talking to someone at an office. Thanks for making me feel uncomfortable and ruining my shopping trip.

So my advice to anyone that is in an establishment trying to have a relaxing time just shopping, or hanging out, and someone starts talking to about nonsense, watchout, they are probably going to try to sell you something... or they want to give you a Rufies to get you dopped up in bed in a hotel room with a camera and make a movie called "Weekend In Burnie"... but thats another blog.